Why Am I Not Getting Laid?

There are a lot of sexually frustrated folks out there trolling the internet. Trouble is, they don't know what's coming between them and that orgasmic sex they so badly want with another human being. Well, TBK does. And she'll be glad to tell you.

Lacey - Female, Age 29

Lacey prefaces her answers with the following: "I have a feeling you might suggest online dating, but I work for a super conservative organization and it would be disaster if anyone found my profile. Craigslist has been more anonymous, but weirdo-central. I'm most concerned about fixing my real-life sex appeal. I get nervous as a teen...

Written on July 22, 2010 | 41 Comments

Devon - Male, Age 19

Age: 19 Sex: Male I want to fuck: Both Sexes Last time you got laid: Three months ago but a long gap before that. On the most recent occasion I was completely smashed and could barely perform. In fact, I'm not one hundred percent certain I did. In any case, I'm counting that. Describe your fashion sense: I've...

Written on December 29, 2009 | 12 Comments

Mudde - Male, Age 20

Age: 20 Sex: Male I want to fuck: Women I rate my appearance a: 7 I wish for a partner at least a: 7 Last time you got laid: April 2008. I was propositioned, and so we went at it early the spring morning. If I remember correctly (and I do) it lasted a couple hours and we were really sweaty afterward. We didn’t see each...

Written on September 24, 2009 | 16 Comments

hsimms - Male, Age 22

Age: 22 Sex: Male I want to fuck: Women I rate my appearance a: 8 I wish for a partner at least a: 7 Last time you got laid: A little over a year ago. I was visiting a friend and ended up getting super drunk out one night and hooking up with a friend of his. She wasn’t what I normally go for and I didn’t find her...

Written on September 18, 2009 | 19 Comments

Patrick - Male, Age 24

Age: 24 Sex: Male I want to fuck: Women I rate my appearance a: 7 I wish for a partner at least a: 7 Last time you got laid: Last time I had the full works was a little over a year ago, in the summer. It was pretty boring sex, actually. Was my first - and only - time with this girl. I dumped her a little while later. About a...

Written on September 10, 2009 | 19 Comments

Myshkin - Male, Age 23

Age: 23 Sex: Male I want to fuck: Women I rate my appearance a: 6 I wish for a partner at least a: 6 Last time you got laid: Mid-May. Describe your fashion sense: Jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, occasionally I’ll get fancy and wear a shirt with buttons. I have suits but I wear those to wedding/funeral/formal work stuff...

Written on August 21, 2009 | 13 Comments

Clint - Male, Age 26

Name: Clint, 26, Male Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women Last time you got laid: May 2006, with a girl I'd been with for 3 years. My art school had dorms at an all-girl college. She was going to the college. I'd been living away from home & meeting girls (in person) really for the first time, I was 20. I'd never...

Written on August 14, 2009 | 24 Comments

Cow - Male, Age 27

Name: Cow, 27,  Male Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women. I'm comfortable around homosexuals, but not because of a sexual interest — I'm friends with them because they want to be friends with me and they call me back and text me back when I talk to them, unlike straight women. I've had one transsexual...

Written on August 3, 2009 | 43 Comments

Erin - Female, Age 31

Today we are featuring our second ever female WAINGL! Name: Erin, 31, Female Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Men Last time you got laid: Never, but last year on vacation I went back to a guys apartment that I met at a bar and spent the night with him and had oral sex. I could have had sex with him, but it was my period and also I was...

Written on July 28, 2009 | 31 Comments

John - Male, Age 19

Name: John, Male, 19 Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women Last time you got laid: Never, still a virgin Where do you live? Saratoga, New York Your living arrangement: Still with my parents while I'm going to college Job situation: I'm not working right now as I have some money set aside to pay for things for awhile....

Written on July 21, 2009 | 5 Comments