Reviews: Porn

Featuring every kind of porn under the rainbow. Some will turn you on. Some will turn you to therapy. TBK welcomes clip submissions.

Bedtime Stories With A Beast

I'm really excited about this porn clip! It's freaky, funny, AND turns me on! Which makes me pretty freaky and funny. 1. Raise your hand if you wish you had Evelyn Lin as your babysitter. She is too cute! Love those pigtails. 2. Check out those lime green walls! And the music! 3. Interesting how they taped over names on that...

Written on August 27, 2010 | 14 Comments

First Time Anal

Confession: I haven't had anal sex in a long time. I think the last time I did it was in the spring. It was the first time I did it in front of other people. I felt shy and vulnerable, it was really intense and I'm pretty sure I made funny noises - whimpering that morphed into banshee screaming, if I recall correctly. The woman in this...

Written on August 19, 2010 | 26 Comments

Siren Blowjob

It's been a long, hot summer. I can't decide if I want it to end or not! Luckily, I don't have a choice, as fall will be upon us before we know it. Now is the time to get in as much last minute summer fun as you can. I hope you enjoy this porn clip of an underwater blowjob. Thanks to bojo for the liquid refreshment. 1. Make...

Written on August 13, 2010 | 27 Comments

Star Bellied Sneetch

Most of the porn clips I review come from readers. Men send the majority to me. I get excited when a clip from a woman ends up in my Inbox. Here is what a female reader had to say about this clip: "I like this clip because of how different it is.  Not just, oh here is German girl.  Here is me pounding German girl in the face,...

Written on July 9, 2010 | 30 Comments

From Nashville With Lust

I haven't done a porn clip review in a while! I went through the clips readers and have sent me (I stash 'em like a perverted squirrel.) I wanted to feature this one where Raggedy Ann gets tortured by a nurse and a cop, but it was too boring. I was tempted to feature this clip because it's quite short (HA!) but finally decided on...

Written on June 9, 2010 | 37 Comments

My Sex Life

My friend from New Zealand sent me this porn clip saying, "Holy moly... this is so hot.  What do you think?  :D" Here is what I think: 1. If Beast and I made a porn, this is what it would be like, right down to the fierce hip grip. If you watch this, you will get a good idea of what it's like to watch us in action....

Written on April 15, 2010 | 34 Comments

Reply To This Post

"Reply to This Post" is a tumblr of one artist's interpretation of real life m4m Craigslist postings. Color me intrigued, what a great project! I asked the artist a bunch of questions. TBK: What inspired you to take on this project? The Artist: A lot of my other artwork is very time consuming and I wanted something that was a bit...

Written on April 12, 2010 | 5 Comments

Working Girl

This porn clip review is in honor of my new job! And no, I'm not working for "the man" - I'm working for the greater good. 1. First, just listen to this clip without watching. It's TOTALLY HOT. 2. One of Beast's big fetishes is stealth fucking. He loves having his way with someone in public. I say "someone...

Written on March 26, 2010 | 32 Comments

While You Were Sleeping

OMG this clip is something I fantasize about all the time - being used while unconscious. Like this fantasy post I wrote a while back. Watching it made my pussy throb right out of my pants. Made my whole body pulse. 1. I love the color of her panties. 2. I like the cute sheets, too. 3. Hellooo super bald pussy. 4. I love how he gently...

Written on March 9, 2010 | 23 Comments

She Loves Two Wild Dicks! Really?

Here's an MFM clip featuring a hot chick sandwiched between two boneheads. 1. I hate her stripper heels. 2. I hate her turquoise mesh shirt. 3. I'm in awe of her perfectly sculpted legs, ass, body, etc. 4. Are they in a hotel lobby? 5. I would fall over so fast wearing those shoes getting bent over like that. 6. I love her...

Written on February 23, 2010 | 25 Comments