Even MORE Shit Talk
Me: You finally got a butt plug up your ass!
Him: Yeah, and I didn’t whine as much about it as you did.
Me: You took it like a Desert Storm Trooper, honey.
Him: Then again, I have a bigger ass than you.
Me: No kidding, I heard you shit babies.
Him: Did I say that? No, I think it’s more like baby legs. My shits look like chubby little baby legs.
Me: Please stop right now.
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How does he put up with you?
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You mean how do I put up with HIM? I only shit fetuses.
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Congratulations, Beau and TBK. You succeeded at disturbing me. Just a little bit though.
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