New Series: “Fuck You”
Little known fact: It was Beau who came up with the YATBK idea. He’s responsible for a lot of the great ideas that have shone bright on this blog…
The other day he said, “I have an idea for your blog, but I don’t want to tell you.”
I said, “Oooh that sounds intriguing! Why don’t you want to tell me??”
“Because I’m afraid you’ll really DO IT,” he said with a nervous smile.
Finally I pried it out of him. His idea: for me to fuck the commenters of this blog, and then post a “review” giving allll the dirty details.
He knows me too well.
I love the idea.
So here is my short list of commenters I want to fuck, logistics and their preferences not factored in:
Beau - I’ve already written many glowing reports
Belle - same here
B Diddle
Rev. Lion (I want to experience the comment he left on this post)
Lokey
The Virgin (Not only do I want his cherry, but I want to nullify his blog!)
Tom
Manj
blueridgemariposa
Ebony Diva (you KNOW she wants to eat my lil’ white pussy)
Sapph
Chiavata (but only if a cage is involved)
Sunday
Fallen Angel (I read her fantasy loud and clear)
Now DON’T be offended if you’re not on this list, sheesh. Or consider yourself spared. I weave a wicked spell, after all. Anyway, I’ll definitely be adding to it. We’ll see how this evolves.
Consider this your engraved invitation.
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What, I didn’t make this list!?! I’m insulted, truly.
This actually gives me a great idea, and by great idea I mean stealing your idea for my own blog…
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c’mon…don’t you remember my boxers profile? that doesn’t rate? i know i haven’t been commenting much but i’d like to crash into you.
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Okay, so I’ve been a way for a little while and… damn. I really kind of expected to be on the list (you who likes her challenges), but I’m choosing to take omission as a compliment, a nod of respect. I’m conflicted on this one; I mean, it’s clearly immoral (which, I’m sure, only enhances your joy, you dirty heathen you), but I also find this funny as shit.
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Le sigh. I never make it onto any of the cool lists.
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I am online again… And I find this, woohoo!!!! I’ll give you a call and we can set up a time.
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funny
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So, knowing that an encounter is imminent regardless, I would like to be added to this list anyhow. I actually would like to get a review of my performance. And have it shared with your readers. My freaky side kicked up a couple of notches after meeting you last night.
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