A Charlie Brown Sex Life
He should have been fucked by now.
I’m talking about this guy - aka Thumper, the 23 year old virgin Belle and I are toying with.
The grand plan is to make his first time a threesome, but shit keeps getting in the way. Once again, all three of us had plans to get together to Do the Deed, but Belle had to cancel due to illness. Doh! Here we thought we were handing him the ultimate male fantasy on a silver platter, but it was turning out to be as challenging as any other guy’s attempt at making it happen!
Anyway, Thumper and I hung out sans Belle. We sat on the couch and chatted and looked at porn (he has great taste in porn - he knows his way around the free sites and loves wild, nympho squirting sluts).
I told him, “Your sex life is like Charlie Brown.”
“What do you mean?”
“You know how Lucy keeps holding the football for Charlie Brown, and every time he thinks he’s going to kick that fucker, but then she pulls it away at the last minute? That’s what I mean. But lucky for you, we can still fool around tonight, we just won’t go all the way. It’ll be like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. Now it’s time to take a shower.”
I lit some candles and stripped. So did he. I gaped again at his big, erect tool. (Slutnote: I love how I hardly ever see a flaccid penis.) Sometimes I even forget what they look like when they are in repose. I even pointed and laughed, just to see if that would make it go down, but it remained hard. A really beautiful cock, I have to say.
We had a nice, sexy shower, then we retired to the bedroom. I laid back in the lantern glow and parted my towel, revealing my beautiful MILF body. I spread my legs.
“This is the first time I’ve seen a pussy in real life,” he admitted.
“Really! Well, you’re about to taste it, too. Did you read my post on how to eat my pussy?” I asked.
He nodded.
“Good! Then you did your homework. Now it’s time for your test.”
He dove in. And he passed with flying colors. He was patient, attentive, persistent, enthusiastic, and he made me cum - another first for him (bringing a woman to orgasm). He eats pussy better than he kisses! (he is improving - practice, practice!) Again, his main goal in this whole project is to learn how to please a woman, how to flirt and hone his dating skills. Getting fucked is icing on the cake.
Then I blew him for like an hour, and he never did cum. WTF?? He told me he’s been working on holding back so he doesn’t cum too soon. Um, I think he over corrected. I finally gave up and sent him on his way.
We have another date set for The Big Threesome. Let’s see if we can finally rid this planet of one more virgin, sheesh!
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A Charlie Brown sex life. I like that analogy. I think it happens to most guys at some point. I think it happens when you really want something to happen and it just doesn’t. SO then you leave the date, enter the car, and do this…
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That IS a sweet analogy.
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awwww… come on you forgot to mention so many details
Some of my favorite details not included.
-that crazy shower foam that when combined with with your hand on my cock made me giggle like a hyena (that shit is sensory overload).
-my removing of your towel and slowly kissing my way down your body without asking. A nice step for me by the way, doing something like that without being told
-You making me stop so you didn’t pee yourself and putting another cover so you didn’t mess the sheets.
-Our ending attempt at making me cum via mutual masturbation in which I just stopped caring about cumming and wanted to see you do it again.
-Our just lying in bed for a while, both of us nodding off briefly then me trying to get dressed again with my still raging hard on.
There were a couple details that I didn’t mention, but those were some of my favorites
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Oh, BTW I just read your post on eating pussy again and I just have to ask, where is that gold star you promised?
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Oh Thumper, you’re becoming a man.
You can tell when an excited guy has just gotten some by the ratio of
smileys 
used in their comments.
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Ah Thumper, great job on providing more details of our experience.
And you’re so literal. Gold stars and gifts are all sweetly symbolic… xoxo
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♫ Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown!
♫ He went down, that Charlie Brown!
♫He’s gonna get laid, just you wait and see
♫(Why’s everybody always humpin on me?)♫
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“Let’s see if we can finally rid this planet of one more virgin.”
Now there’s a mission statement I can believe in. What a lucky man Thunper is.
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Always a great read TBK.
We’re all eagerly waiting to hear how it goes. Lucky you Thumper
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HA! Great story! I laughed until I stopped.
@Thumper - It will take MANY years until you truly appreciate how lucky you are *right NOW* you little punk! Enjoy it.
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Why does EVERYONE attribute my current situation to luck? Give me SOME credit
Oh, and yes I do appreciate the current situation I am in more than you guys realize.
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nice.. very nice….
way to go thumper!
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I will back Thumper up and say that I think he truly appreciates what he is going through. Not that this is all luck, as he said. In my opinion it’s a bit like a line from one of my favorite movies, “all it takes is patience…and time”.
Thumper has had random offers from chicks wanting to take a virgin, but he declined. He declined due to a lack of respect for these women. In this situation he only went with it after spending an evening with these two women in which they all developed a rapport together. Not to mention, and I’m comfortable as a straight guy saying this, Thumper is a good looking dude. His current virginity is due to his standards and integrity. Now he’s also getting some instruction and with that some much deserved confidence.
I’m proud of him for what he’s doing, and I’m proud to call myself his friend.
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Thank you Westley
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