7 Condoms That Are More Fun Than Syphilis

By Kendra Holliday | February 17, 2019

I’m like a kid in a condom store!

Psst.

I have to tell you something.

Unless you’re fluid bonded with a trusted partner, you really need to use condoms. I hear so much complaining about condoms (they choke! they slow me down! they make me go limp! they dull sensation!) and I’m hearing even more about poly/swinger people not practicing safer sex! Don’t forget that you’re sleeping with everyone they’ve slept with and you are putting many people at risk when you throw caution to the wind and think, “It won’t happen to me!”

THINK BEYOND YOUR DICK.

So if you’re going to stick your penis in another person’s moist and sensitive orifice, take it from this promiscuous STI-free slut and WRAP IT UP! Here are some good options for you to try:

1. TheyFit Condoms – Offering 95 sizes, the company has tried to eradicate male sensitivity over measurements by giving each girth a random code. Men can use the “FitKit” chart to determine their perfect penile pouch.

2. Condoms you can put on drunk in the dark: Sensis. Watch this video that was appropriately filmed in bars. Sensis has little easy pull tabs, so no more fumbling around in the dark with lubed hands trying to tear a seamless wrapper.

3.Size matters: If you want larger size condoms, go with Magnum. If you want a snugger fit, try Kimono brand.

Snowman condom! Ho, ho, ho!

4. Are you artistic and like an interactive condom company? Try One, a cool company that offers several cool ways to win/earn free condoms and condom-related merchandise (very helpful for us poor folks!) You can submit designs for their condom wrappers and if you win, you get cash AND a year’s supply of condoms!

5. Custom art condoms: Get your photo or logo on the wrapper OR the condom by ordering YOU condoms. I could totally see Gene Simmons being into this concept…

6. For those who don’t care for the stinging, burning sensation of spermicide as it eats away at your sensitive tissue, try the condom sampler pack from Condom Depot. A variety of 100 condoms makes a great vagina – I mean, stocking – stuffer!

7. Internal Condoms. In my opinion, they’re like shoving a sandwich bag up your vagina, which isn’t very sexy, but if your man has issues with choking and sensation, these are a good option. I’ve used them with men who have trouble achieving orgasm with regular condoms, as they provide a different sensation. ALSO good for people who have a latex allergy, or for MFF threesomes so you don’t have to keep changing condoms in between partners.

Still wondering what’s out there? Go to Undercover Condom and browse their categories – they’ve got latex free, vibrating, studded, glow-in-the dark, and much more.

Have fun wrapping your favorite present that keeps on giving!

What are YOUR favorite condoms? Have you tried any of the suggestions above? Share your tips below!

And speaking of tips – check out the time I did a demo with Joan Price on how to put a condom on a soft penis – with my mouth! PICS!

Comments

dayglow 2011-12-15 21:21:46

I would recommend Trojan Her Pleasure lubricated condoms. I am one of those people who hates condoms, because they really dry me out, and I’m never able to fuck as long as I would like. Even adding lube hasn’t seemed to help much. A guy I hooked up with just happened to have the Trojan Her Pleasures, and I realized as we went along that I felt like I was actually getting wetter the longer we fucked. I don’t know exactly what was going on, but it almost felt like the condom was helping me produce my own lubrication or maybe the lube on it was mixing in with my own juices or who knows, but they are definitely my new favorite.

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    Kendra 2011-12-16 07:43:34

    Thanks for sharing this! Sounds intriguing…

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Sarah 2012-01-12 00:18:45

Check out Sir Richard’s condoms! They’re vegan-, glycerin-, spermicide- and paraben-free condoms with a message (for every one you buy, they donate one to a country in need!) http://www.sirrichards.com

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John 2019-02-19 13:36:44

I’m aware of how strange it sounds, but I like condoms, despite being a man. In fact, I think I have a condom fetish. Up to my mid teens, I preferred unprotected sex, like all ordinary men. But then, something struck me. The thought of looking at a used condom after sex and thinking that you produced all that amount for (insert chick)’s sake makes her look so much hotter in my eyes. It’s not that I have come to totally dislike bareback; the thought that you left a part of you in the chick also is a charming thought. I have never had sex anyway, but I guess that, if I ever do, I’ll propose to the girl that we alternate between condom/no condom, you know, for variety sake.

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    Kendra Holliday 2019-02-19 18:06:30

    This is the first I’ve heard of a condom fetish! Thank you!

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      John 2019-02-20 02:46:43

      You’re not mad at me anymore?

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DoctorAlan 2019-02-20 08:38:04

Even in large cities, many of these products are unavailable. The only place I ever found Sensi was in Amsterdam, where there is a store that sells NOTHING BUT CONDOMS. Awesome.

A LARGE online store carrying LOTS of brands seems a natural business.

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John 2019-02-21 02:23:47

Here is a question: What would you do in a world with no contraception? No condoms, no pills etc Let’s say you were somehow prevented from using natural methods (fertility tracking, pulling out etc) either. To make it even more interesting, suppose that you were somehow even prevented from resorting to substitutes (oral, anal, outercourse, masturbation etc) In other words, your choices are either unprotected sex or abstinence. What would you do? Forget about sex? Say ‘what the hell’ and have sex anytime you want, not thinking about consequences? Have sex only on special occassions that are worth the risk?

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    Kendra Holliday 2019-02-21 02:36:14

    Is this a rhetorical question? Are you asking anyone reading this, or me? Men, or women? Young people, or older?

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      John 2019-02-21 03:23:53

      Anyone’s answer would be appreciated, Kendry.

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John 2019-02-28 13:33:45

Have you ever had a condom break, Kendry?

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    Kendra Holliday 2019-02-28 17:47:13

    I think I’ve had 2 or 3 condoms break in the past 20 years using them.

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      John 2019-03-01 13:25:52

      Is it too much to ask how you reacted?

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        Kendra Holliday 2019-03-01 13:32:25

        There was a small “oh shit!” moment in my head, we stopped what we were doing (no ejaculation yet), finished sex a different way, then washed up.

        If I were to ever accidentally get a load of casual cum in my vagina, I would immediately wash up and schedule STI testing.

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Erika 2019-03-05 18:40:41

I love getting my condoms from https://www.ripnroll.com/

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Mat 2019-04-02 15:47:50

I’d love to hear reviews on the Hex condoms. I haven’t had a chance to use them, but a friend just stocked her condom cabinet with them. Aesthetically pleasing, but it would be great to know how others rate em.

https://www.lelo.com/hex-condoms-original

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