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Two Weeks After My Hysterectomy

The first week after my surgery sucked. The second week has been SO much better! And I expect to be back to my regularly scheduled program next week! By that I mean I’ll be driving again, back to work, out and about! Sure I’m still a little tired and achey, but I’ve been resting and […]

The Week After My Hysterectomy

(See “Contemplating a Hysterectomy” and “My Pre-Hysterectomy Exam“) Let’s get three things out of the way before I get started: 1. I’m a big baby. 2. This post is intended for women contemplating or experiencing hysterectomy. 3. I’m about to brain dump. I had my hysterectomy on Sept 6. I’ve been so drained ever since, […]

My Pre-Hysterectomy Surgery Exam

The other day I had my pre-hysterectomy exam, and Matthew accompanied me. After all, I possess his favorite pussy in the world, and he wants to make sure it’s in good hands! I sat on the exam table and he sat in a corner. When the doctor walked in, Matthew stood up and loomed over […]

Contemplating a Hysterectomy

This morning I woke up with sharp pelvic pain. Truth is, I’ve suffered with it for years. Sometimes it’s a dull ache, and sometimes it feels like someone is twisting my fallopian tube, or jabbing my ovary. Every time I went to the doctor, they could find nothing wrong, despite exams, pap smears, tests, and […]

Top 10 Things That Have Been in My Vagina

I thought this would be a good topic to follow the vaginal penetration post. A few years ago, the Riverfront Times published an article titled Top Ten Things That Have Been in The Beautiful Kind’s Vagina: NSFW. I was SO honored. I’m pretty sure no other woman has that distinction. The article is by now […]

The Reality

Last week, I posted about a fantasy I wanted to make happen in real life with Matthew and Lana. Today, I detail how things really went down. You be the judge – which is hotter, the fantasy, or the reality? First of all, my fantasy included cum play and cream pies, which involves risky behavior. […]


The following is a list of links that relate to my slideshow presentation Shocking the System: When Your True Life Tales Cross the Line. The presentation was given March 3, 2018 at Shameless Grounds in St Louis, MO, and on March 18 in London at Eroticon. This list is curated from the more than 600 posts […]

March of the Menopause

In February, I got blindsided by a mental breakdown. In June, I almost killed myself. What happened between Feb and June? The meltdown in February made me think I was going insane. My mom has a long history of severe mental illness, and my daughter struggles with it, too, so I figured it was finally […]

I Can Make Your Sexy Wish Come True!

I’ve had this “I Dream of Jeannie” outfit for a few years. I got it as a hand-me-down from a fancy woman who was downsizing her closet. It wasn’t my style at all (I hardly ever wear pants anymore!), but I loved how flowy and comfy it was – all sea foam green and billowing […]

My Body Modifications

This is a picture of me from the 3rd grade. Looking at it, it’s hard to believe I was molested – I mean, wouldn’t those ginormous nerd goggles be repellent enough, not to mention the shitty haircut and goofy fashion? Then again, my opportunistic molester was pretty homely too, and wasn’t very picky. I daresay […]

Breathe Easy

Kyle took the train from Chicago. All day he traveled, portable oxygen tank in tow. He didn’t listen to podcasts or music. His mind was too occupied with thoughts of what was to come – me. You see, Kyle was overcoming great obstacles in order to find answers and rediscover intimacy with another person through […]

My Solo Tantra Awakening Ritual

Since I’ve been back from Tantra Training, I’ve practiced the Tantra Awakening Ritual with several of my friends and clients. But get this – you can also perform the ritual solo! To learn how, you can read Barbara Carrellas’s book Urban Tantra: Sacred Sex for the Twenty-first Century. It’s actually super easy to do, but […]

My Daughter is Asexual

My 12-yr-old daughter is asexual. Sometimes I wonder if she will always be that way. (UPDATE: I first wrote this four years ago. She is now 16 years old and is still asexual.) Not that it would be a bad thing, but it sure would be really fucking ironic. Asexuality is the lack of sexual […]

Yoni Eggs

I found out about yoni eggs by happenstance at a party, when I met a vivacious woman named Dailia. A while back, Dailia had hosted an event featuring a woman from Harlem named Makeda Voletta, aka Queen Lioness. Makeda leads workshops all over the country, featuring topics such as sensual strength training and sacred yoni eggs. Dailia was […]


I’ve had my yoni eggs for almost three years now. I’ve had them since before my hysterectomy. I’ve futzed around with them off and on over the months, not really committing to them, just experimenting. (Before you read any further, make sure you read my post yesterday all about yoni eggs so you know what […]

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