Baby Toy or Adult Toy? You Be The Judge

By Kendra Holliday | May 1, 2016

So one day I posted a video on my YouTube channel showing off the difference between two vibrators and how they sounded. It got yanked for being inappropriate, due to the fact that I held an adult toy in my hand for less than 30 seconds. I duplicated the video here, only this time I used kid toys in place of the adult toys. This time it was considered appropriate, and got to stay.

That got me to thinking about baby toys vs. adult toys. (By they way, when my daughter was seven-years-old and found my sex toy stash, she exclaimed, “I’m so glad grownups get toys, too!” Such a healthy response!)  Below is a series of toys. Can you guess which is intended for babies, and which are for adults?

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

 

Baby toy or adult toy?

I’d like you to note that almost all the baby toys are meant for a baby to put in their mouth, and almost all the adult toys are meant to be put in a pussy or ass. This just goes to show that as human beings, WE HAVE ORIFICES AND WE’RE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.

In conclusion, what the hell is the big deal??

This is a sex toy.

Next time, we should bring dog toys into the discussion.

Only in San Francisco

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Kendra Holliday 2012-04-19 23:04:29

Here are the answers!

First nine are all baby toys, mostly teethers and rattles.

Pink circle is vibrating cock ring.

The wormy vibrators, Flexi Felix anal bendybeads, and blue UFO vibe are by Fun Factory.

The steel butt plugs are by Njoy.

The wood dildos are by NobEssence.

The purple Alumina Flow Dildo is by Tantus.

The three tongue looking things are We-Vibe Touches.

The pink Cone vibratore is by Twisted Products.

The nubby creature is Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba.

The nasty dog is probably a Boston Terrier mutant. They are known perverts.

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Algernon 2012-04-20 00:20:44

This has been going on since Lenny Bruce was being still being arrested on a regular basis, and before that. Policies of censorship based on vague and prudish notions of being “appropriate.” Based, in other words, on unexamined and conditioned emotional reactions.

Perhaps this will be the topic of my first video blog. (I have webcam now, might as well use the bloody thing for something.)

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    Matthew 2012-04-23 03:46:53

    I have no idea what that means….just sayin.

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C Haines 2014-12-18 08:52:56

Probably you should post the original on Daily Motion. If Youtube pulls it, you put it up on Daily Motion.

I had noted to my brother once that the color palates used on porn video looked to be the same as candy wrappers or children’s toys.

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AlanK 2016-05-02 06:34:41

The “perverted dog” is hysterical. And I want one of those wooden dildos–gorgeous.

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