The Best of TBK

This section highlights the cream of the crop - the best stories, the most controversial posts, and the hottest pics. A TBK sundae with a cherry on top.

I Am Not A Sex Blogger

I had a revelation last week, and it came after a series of interesting events. A quick rundown: 1. In mid-April, I got fired from my day job for writing about sex. My employer told me, "We simply cannot risk any possible link between our mission and the sort of photos and material that you openly share with the online public." I...

Written on July 2, 2010 | 104 Comments

The Father, The Son, and The Wholly Man

Ed Note: This guest post by my primary partner is a follow-up to a book review I did yesterday about how to be a superior man. Most of you know me as "Beast," the man whom TBK has painted numerous pictures of through her writing. Some of you I have met in person. Some of you I know more intimately, or have aspirations thereto...

Written on June 18, 2010 | 72 Comments

The Phoenix Kind

...a slut was born. Her words were like the flashing of light, her plumage was beauteous and her song ravishing... Welcome to TBK's 2010 Comeback Special. For anyone wondering why I took my site down on April 27 after being swiftly and brutally fired for writing about sex and having this blog, please see this article I wrote for SexIs...

Written on May 17, 2010 | 49 Comments

My Sexy Texts

Here are some text messages and pics I sent to my Loverman Beast the past few months using my stupid AT&T phone. Maybe they gave me such a hard time because they were JEALOUS: Hey Handsome - take a look at the new lingerie from EdenFantasys! Posting my review on Monday... Seriously, I adored every taste and touch of you.  Your big...

Written on March 5, 2010 | 10 Comments

Can Creepy Men Be Cured?

All right, readers, I want feedback from YOU - tell me about an encounter you had with a creepy guy. What made it creepy? What are the qualities of a creep? Can creeps be cured?  Here is what I have to say on the subject - I'm hoping reader input will help shape my understanding of this unfortunate issue. Being in the sex...

Written on January 10, 2010 | 96 Comments

How Do I Conceive?

You know, I've had many obsessions in my life, and one of the most surprising ones to me was when I got obsessed with having a baby. All my life I had no interest in breeding. As a kid, I remember shuddering with horror just thinking about childbirth. I saw my mom get ripped apart over and over - she was pregnant at least seven times...

Written on January 10, 2010 | 20 Comments

The Beautiful Kind's Year End Review

Some people end the year with a bang. I bang it all year long. Here are my most notable moments of 2009: 1. Put on a red light district threesome sex show 2. Forced a man wearing a pink nightie and handcuffs to ingest a mugful of semen 3. Invented a brand new fetish 4. Transformed into a henna goddess 5. Had a threesome with someone...

Written on December 27, 2009 | 28 Comments

How I Met Beast

I've had quite a few people ask me lately how I met my dear Beast, being the catch that he is. Someone even joked that HE'S the new unicorn - a sexy, confident Dom dude who is OK with his woman doing her own thing/fucking other guys. I truly have the best of both worlds - I'm in a committed, secure relationship, but enjoy the...

Written on December 7, 2009 | 72 Comments

Cock n' Bull

The other day I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant, Asiana, with a friend of mine who is Chinese. The plan was for him to order all kinds of exotic vegetarian food for me to try. When we sat down I told J, "One of the reasons why this is my favorite Chinese restaurant is because they have BULL PENIS on the menu." "What?...

Written on November 19, 2009 | 14 Comments

Field Trip to the Whorehouse

I had a first date with a weird guy I met off the internet. We went to dinner and afterward he asked what we should do next. "How about we go to the Chocolate Bar for a nightcap?" I suggested. He made a face. "Nah...how about a whorehouse?" "You know where one is?!" I exclaimed. I had been to my share of strip...

Written on October 12, 2009 | 19 Comments