The Best of TBK

This section highlights the cream of the crop - the best stories, the most controversial posts, and the hottest pics. A TBK sundae with a cherry on top.

Can Creepy Men Be Cured?

All right, readers, I want feedback from YOU - tell me about an encounter you had with a creepy guy. What made it creepy? What are the qualities of a creep? Can creeps be cured?  Here is what I have to say on the subject - I'm hoping reader input will help shape my understanding of this unfortunate issue. Being in the sex...

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How Do I Conceive?

You know, I've had many obsessions in my life, and one of the most surprising ones to me was when I got obsessed with having a baby. All my life I had no interest in breeding. As a kid, I remember shuddering with horror just thinking about childbirth. I saw my mom get ripped apart over and over - she was pregnant at least seven times...

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The Beautiful Kind's Year End Review

Some people end the year with a bang. I bang it all year long. Here are the most notable moments of 2009.

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Cock n' Bull

Here is the post that first caught the eye of the Riverfront Times a couple years ago. It's an oldie but goodie! The other day I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant, Asiana, with a friend of mine who is Chinese.

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Field Trip to the Whorehouse

I had a first date with a weird guy I met off the internet. We went to dinner and afterward he asked what we should do next. "How about we go to the Chocolate Bar for a nightcap?" I suggested. He made a face. "Nah...how about a whorehouse?"

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Micropenis Shock Followup

Do you remember this post I did a while back about my experience with a micropenis? Well, a 43 year old man with a micropenis left a comment on that post, and the details he shared were so compelling, shocking, and heartwrenching that I asked if I could interview him. This is Mike Rowedick's story.

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Questions from The Beautiful Kind

Ya’ll are always asking me questions (some pretty weird ones at that), so I want to turn the tables around and ask YOU some questions. Please choose one question and answer it in the comments section. Thanks!

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Listen to Me Cum

Ooh, I finally have more audio clips for you - I’m going to post four before I take my May break. This is the first one - me cumming hard from oral.

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A Shot of Testosterone

Right after Sissy Slut leaves, I fire off an email to Beast: “God I’m desperate for some testosterone. Please hook me up! WORK ME OVER!!!!” Fifteen minutes later, I hear a knock at the door.

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How To Be Gorgeous Like Me

I first posted this April 2007. This revised version elaborates on the beauty tips I touched on yesterday. 1. For the love of god, don’t remove your eyebrows and draw them back on. 2. Keep it as natural as possible. For instance, don’t inject poisons in your forehead or plastics in your chest, and only opt for blue eye shadow on special occasions, like drag shows.

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