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Care for a Mint? No, REALLY.
Guess what? You have bad breath.
I’ll prove it to you:
1. Grab some floss. If you don’t have easy access to any, you have bad breath FOR SURE.
2. Floss a few of your teeth.
3. Sniff the floss. This is what your breath smells like.
Ask The Slut: Why Is My Goddess Threatened?
Dear Slut,
When a young woman is slowly getting in touch with her inner goddess, should I expect that this process will also show her that she shouldn’t be threatened by other goddesses?
What does a fully realized goddess look like in terms of monogamy and jealousy?
Ass to Mouth - Lab Style
The other day I told my sexy microbiologist friend that the human mouth contained the same bacteria found in the ass and produced the same aromatic sulfur compounds. This, I said, explained halitosis.
He set out to prove me wrong. He took swab cultures from his cock n’ balls, mouth, and ass, and shared the results with me. In his words:
“The ass plate smells like ass. It really does smell horrible. The cock and balls plate smells kind of sweet due to fermentation.”
Ask the Slut: Why Do I Want to Fuck Other Women?
Dear Slut,
I have a great relationship with my wife. Sexually and friendship-wise it doesn’t get much better. Sure we don’t always agree and sometimes my sex drive is higher than hers. Understandably so with our work schedules and three kids.
Here is the question: Why do I still have a desire to be with other women?
How To Be Gorgeous Like Me
I first posted this April 2007. This revised version elaborates on the beauty tips I touched on yesterday.
1. For the love of god, don’t remove your eyebrows and draw them back on.
2. Keep it as natural as possible. For instance, don’t inject poisons in your forehead or plastics in your chest, and only opt for blue eye shadow on special occasions, like drag shows.
Ask the Slut: Why Am I Boner Kryptonite?
Dear Slut, I was under the impression that sex parties meant condoms, no questions asked. What’s up with two different guys having to be told to use them?
Also, the men had trouble maintaining erections. Am I doing something wrong? Am I missing some nuance of the group sex scene? I want to be fucked!
Ask the Slut: How Do I Milk My Girlfriend?
I’m interested in lactation. We’ve been using a pump and other stimulation. How long will it take for the milk to come in?
My Free Implants
There’s a website called My Free Implants that pairs women desperate for fake boobs up with men who have a few thousand dollars lying around and want to invest it foolishly.
Ask The Slut: Why Don’t I Orgasm During Intercourse?
Reading through your website, there are many tales of how to work more kinks in and work more kinks out. But what if you’re a woman in your early thirties and you’re still back at the basics?
A Lesson On Hot Guys From The Beautiful Kind
Harry Houdini is hot. Shaved beefcakes are not.
What is a Good Dom (or Good MAN, for That Matter?)
This essay was originally posted in full on FetLife by TheSensualDom2008. You can easily replace the word “dominant” with “good.”
A dominant man will not seem desperate for your attention…
What Does a Slut Look Like?
Whenever people who read my blog meet me in real life, they usually say one of the following:
1. “I’m intimidated by you.”
2. “I thought you would have a deeper, more sultry voice.”
3. “But you don’t LOOK like a slut!”
Which begs the question:
What does a slut look like?
Do You Suffer from OBS?
Lately, just about every woman I’ve met who SAYS she is polyamorous/in an open relationship then qualifies it to mean that she has a boyfriend and they are both allowed to be with women, as long as he is present. And no boys allowed.
POLY MY ASS!!!
That, my friends, is OBS - Opportunistic Boyfriend Syndrome; dudes who take advantage of their awesome, open-minded girlfriends.
69 - Plus or Minus?
I’ve discovered by asking around that most men like 69, and most women don’t. The women I talk to say they find it very distracting, that it’s hard for them to focus on both pleasing their partner and cumming. The men say having a pussy in their face only enhances their oral experience.
Sex is Like a Movie
I’ve dated a couple men who can’t do casual sex. It’s the weirdest thing - the thought of an orgy frightens instead of excites them.
It made me realize that I think of sex as a recreational activity, like going to the movies.
Are Cock Shots Effective?
Cock shots are not the way to seduce a woman. A woman wants a face and a voice attached to her man meat. Does the sight of someone’s cockshot that I know and love turn me on? SURE.
But for it to be my first impression of some random guy - it ain’t gonna cut it. That’s like going straight to fucking without foreplay. It’s crass.
Sex Advice to a 12 year old
A 12 yr old boy wrote asking about sex:
I am a 12 year old boy and I am learning about sex in school please tell me everything I need to know about sex. If someone has sex 101 times, does that mean they will have 101 babies?
The Latest on Birth Control
I’m getting an IUD next week. Question to my female readers: Do you experience any side effects from the birth control you are on? Have you ever had an IUD? Do you recommend it? I keep hearing about how great it is, and how EVIL it is… we’ll see how it goes for me.
The Sex Spectrum
I’ve come up with the following Sex Spectrum - where do you fall? Where do(es) your partner(s) fall? Repressed, Vanilla, Kinky, Perverted, and Fucked Up
Ask The Slut: What’s With My Clit?
I’ve never had a clitoral orgasm. The only way I seem to be able to have one is through penetration and pounding on my G-spot. Can you help?
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