Fetish Parade: Excuse Me!

I could totally kick your ass in a burping contest.

I never imagined that this talent would come in handy during sex, but life is full of surprises.

I was with a guy the other day who has a burping fetish. He thinks it’s hot when cute girls burp. I’m not making this up.

I was being all seductive, going down on him, when all of a sudden he made a strange request.

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Written on June 30th, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Top Hot Butches

It’s Butch Season here at The Beautiful Kind.

Announcing the new TBK Book Club title!

Self-Made Man: One Woman’s Year Disguised as a Man, by Norah Vincent. I’ll post my review of the book on Thursday, July 30.

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Written on June 29th, 2009 | 6 Comments »

CFNM Party, as told by Hank

When a pretty girl (aka TBK) says, “I’ll fuck you,” you say, “Where and when?”

“My place. May 22.” Then, that same pretty girl ups the ante by saying, “How about we make it into a party? As in, multiple girls pleasure you while some other lovely ladies watch?”

“Hmmmmm…..you mean you can arrange for multiple women to feast upon my sex, while we perform an exhibitionist show for other girls?”

“Sure!” TBK says with a mischievous grin.

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Written on June 8th, 2009 | 16 Comments »

A New Twist on Sex Dolls

A while back I wrote a controversial post suggesting that we offer child molesters safe avenues for acting out their fantasies that don’t involve real children, such as virtual games or role playing.

Also a while back, I posted a review of a documentary called Guys & Dolls that featured men who are seriously into their sex dolls.

It never occurred of me to combine these two topics, but a company in Japan has: sex dolls that represent little girls.

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Written on June 6th, 2009 | 12 Comments »

Sissy Slut in Stripper Shoes

Have you ever had a professional businessman come over and do a strip tease for you wearing a dress, stockings, and fuck me pumps? I have.

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Written on April 22nd, 2009 | 5 Comments »

When I am Leila

I used to keep my incest fantasies to myself. I was ashamed of them. I worked that kink out over time on this blog. Of course I told Beast about my fetish, and one night he loomed over me and announced, “You are my niece. You are Leila.”

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Written on April 14th, 2009 | 5 Comments »

Quote of the Day (Perv Style)

“Hello Mistress, I will do anything to serve you.  Any donation.  I will not be allowed to say no.  I will even eat your caviar.  PLEASE allow me!!”
- message from a fan(atic)
(I’ve heard of “golden nectar” plenty of times, but caviar?? wtf?? Is this guy full of shit or what??)

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Written on March 27th, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Quote of the Day (Poet Style)

To Belle, from her paramour Flimsyman (originally posted here on Belle’s blog)
O supple graceful flesh, O awesome hills and cave,
Only for such lust, gluttony will I stave.
To gently pry agape, my eager tongue explore,
To taste the sweaty tang of the one that I adore.
Not to stab in malice, not in hatred that I shove,
It is [...]

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Written on March 20th, 2009 | 4 Comments »

My First Experience with Latex

You know how I hate clowns? (Don’t worry, bondage angel, no clown pics in this post.)

Well, I also hate balloons. (See previous post for more details.)

Capn Marrrk suggested I face my fears by combining clowns and sex, and I not-so-politely declined his suggestion, but I’m proud to say I faced my balloon aversion by agreeing to wear head-to-toe latex.

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Written on March 20th, 2009 | 5 Comments »

Werewolves vs Vampires in the Bedroom

I was messaging with a guy on OkCupid when he mentioned that it was odd I had a lycanthrope fetish, since most women have a vampire fetish.

I asked him why he thought women were into vampires, since to me they are pale, sneaky bloodsuckers, whereas werewolves = raw animal lust

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Written on March 10th, 2009 | 24 Comments »

Fetish Parade: An Interview with Prince Albert

The other day, I figure modeled with a guy, a sexy, rangy dude with a huge cock piercing. I couldn’t stop staring at his decorated junk. I’ve never played with a pierced dick before. I had a lot of questions for him. Cock shot galore in today’s post! Sigh, it can’t be helped; I asked if he had pics of it in various states, including pissing, and he hooked me up!

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Written on March 10th, 2009 | 13 Comments »

Queen TBK’s Royal Tea Party

Another fantasy has come true.

My friend ppb (pink panty boi) told me he has always wanted to cater and serve a bevy of beautiful women, whilst wearing a skirt and panties.

I found this fairy tale notion charming, so I took it upon myself to turn it into a dazzling pink reality.

I declared myself Queen, and announced a high tea party, and invited a few of my girlfriends…

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Written on March 9th, 2009 | 9 Comments »

Disturbing Image (NSFCH - not safe for clown haters)

Some clueless fool sent me a clown image, thinking I would like it because it’s made up of “sexy body parts.” (He saw my post last week that mentioned my hate of clowns.)

Here is the link to view the image.

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Written on February 24th, 2009 | 27 Comments »

Quote of the Day (Romance Style)

“Most men have no idea what a woman smells like behind her ears, but she dabs perfume there for a reason. There’s an inherent dichotomy to her lipstick as well. She puts a bright ’stop sign’ red color on her lips knowing that it will bring men to a halt, but also hoping it won’t make them stop.

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Written on February 13th, 2009 | 5 Comments »

New Website Idea: “I Came on This”

You know how they have sites like “Stuff on My Cat,” “Rate My Poo” (I’m NOT hyperlinking to that one) and “Spotting Camel Toe”?

Wouldn’t it be great if someone made a site called “I Came on This” and featured pics of all kinds of weird shit with cum on it?

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Written on February 9th, 2009 | 32 Comments »

Pervert Island

I got so excited when I saw my friend Jeff’s Sex Map that I just HAD to do one of my own. It’s like a visual version of the BDSM checklist I came up with a while back.

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Written on February 4th, 2009 | 12 Comments »

The Best Panty Lunch Date EVER

A guy contacted me about buying a pair of my used panties. I said sure, and we met for lunch to make the exchange.

He was drinking a beer when I arrived, and I ordered one as well. He handed me an envelope with cash, and I slipped him a gift wrapped pair of a pretty cotton panties I wore the day before.

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Written on February 3rd, 2009 | 15 Comments »

My Date with Peggy Sue

I had a meeting with a client who was a very professional business man. He told me he liked being in the sub role.

It just so happens that the evening before, I had updated my fetish checklist to add “peg a dude.” How did this slut get so lucky and have a situation like this fall right into her lap?? Once again, the pervert gods were smiling down on me.

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Written on January 19th, 2009 | 9 Comments »

LOOSESOCK Reader Pics!

Drumroll, please… Here are LOOSESOCK pics readers have sent in:
Intellectual LOOSESOCK

Black and white LOOSESOCK

Winnie-the-Pooh LOOSESOCK

FORCED LOOSESOCK (note glass of whiskey)

sexxy LOOSESOCK

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Written on January 10th, 2009 | 18 Comments »

Fifi’s Cum Fiesta!

Well, it was messy.

In the morning, I took the mug of cum out of the freezer and stuck it in my pantry to thaw. I didn’t want a cat knocking it over for lordsake.

Belle came over, and we happily prepped for the cum fiesta. She brought one last batch to add to the impressive load (most of it came from her ass - she is the anal QUEEN), and I showed her my stash in the pantry. As soon as I opened the door, the stench of cum hit us.

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Written on January 9th, 2009 | 32 Comments »