Why Am I Not Getting Laid?
There are a lot of sexually frustrated folks out there trolling the internet. Trouble is, they don't know what's coming between them and that orgasmic sex they so badly want with another human being. Well, TBK does. And she'll be glad to tell you. Feeling brave? Got nothing to lose? Horny as hell? Request a WAINGL questionnaire by emailing
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Zed
Name: Zed
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Men, women or both: Women (I’m open to changing my mind given enough persuasion; more of a ‘why not’ than an interest)
Last time I got laid: With my statistically significant other last month
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? JD
A medical student’s love life is on life support; Dr. TBK prescribes her solution.
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Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Ron
Name: Ron, Male, 37
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: I’d had sex with my wife of 14 years until 4 months ago when we (both) finally decided to get a divorce.
Where do you live? Phoenix, AZ; originally from Europe, not a native English speaker.
Your living arrangement: [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Ashlesh
Name: Ashlesh, Male, 30
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Still have my V Card
Where do you live? Pennsylvania. Here since 2001, came to do my Master’s. Born and raised in India.
Your living arrangement: Alone, own a home
Job situation: Working as a software engineer in a job I [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Happy
Here’s a male burlesque performer from NYC:
Name: Happy, Male, 40
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid (details!): Well, it was last year. Had a short fling with this girl. She was law student and very busy. She ended up dropping me. Probably my first real experience with cock [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Paul
Here’s a nice guy/computer geek in St. Charles, MO who longs for the human touch…
Name: Paul, 25, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid (details!): A couple months ago, with people at a bar, the idea came up and I went along for the ride, not a bad [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Tiger
Here’s a guy who hasn’t had sex since he got in a car accident that turned his life upside down…
Name: Tiger, 33, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: women
Last time you got laid: Dec, 2000 [probably plain missionary]
Where do you live? Wood River, IL
Your living arrangement: apartment, live alone
[...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Professor X
Preface from Professor X: I’m happily married, but really would like to explore my sexuality more fully, with other women. My wife and I have considered swinging, open marriage, other alternatives to try to help me, but she isn’t entirely comfortable so we haven’t tried anything of the sort. So I’m not actually [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Joseph
Here is another virgin, this time a guy in his 30’s who wears funny shoes and has excellent taste in music.
Name: Joseph, 33, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women only
Last time you got laid: Virgin
Where do you live? Tuscaloosa, Alabama, USA
Your living arrangement: Family
Job situation: Full [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Devesh
Here is a cute virgin from India. Like I know anything about India’s dating culture. This will be fun.
Name: Devesh, 20, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Never. How I can explain that further, i have no clue…
Where do you live? India.
Your living arrangement: With parents. [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Isaac
Name: Isaac, 28, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: mainly women, but open to both.
Last time you got laid: about a month ago. Here’s my situation, I was fucking my ex-girlfriend well beyond the end, if you know what i mean. We had a beautiful baby girl 2 years [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Stryker
This is a good friend of mine from Columbia, MO.
Name: Stryker, 30, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Just women
Last time you got laid: I can’t nail it down to the exact date, but I believe it was April or May.
Your living arrangement: I live alone in a 2-bedroom [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Sean
Here’s a computer geek from Billings, Montana.
Name: Sean, 18, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Last time I got laid was about 5 months ago when i broke up with my ex
Where do you live? Billings, Montana USA
Your living arrangement: I live in [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Couples Version!
This is a couple who has been searching in vain for the right woman to join them in the bedroom - online, in bars, you name it. What’s more, they’ve come close with a few, but each time something made it not right (like she was a mental case or into it for the wrong [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Doug
This one was tricky!
Name: Doug, 28, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: A few months ago with my ex.
Where do you live? Marietta, GA
Your living arrangement: Apartment, one roommate, female.
Job situation: I work all freelance. Often I work fourteen hour days, six [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Bill
This week we feature a computer/comic book geek in North Carolina.
Name: Bill, Male, 32
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: September of 2006. The time before that was June of 2005, which was my first time. (Yes, at age 30… *sigh*.)
Where do you [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Herbie
This week we feature an interior designer with an interesting physical issue…
Name: Herbie, Male, 31
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: December 31, 2002
Where do you live? St. Louis, MO USA
Your living arrangement: Own house
Job situation: Interior designer, I’m passionate about what I do.
Fashion [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? JB
This week we feature a virgin from Illinois. (I’m actually surprised at how many adult virgins read this blog.)
Name: JB, Male, 22
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Never
Your living arrangement: Moved in with my mom for a month before I move to London, however [...]
Why Am I Not Getting Laid? Special Guest Advice
The following was left as a comment by Floyd and is such valuable information (GENIUS!) that it deserves front and center attention. If y’all follow this advice, my WAINGL feature will be rendered obsolete with a quickness.
Here are some examples of things I’ve done when attempting to find someone for a play date. They’re [...]
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