Fetish Parade

What REALLY turns you on? Latex? Stockings? Velcro? Furry costumes? Balloons? Shaved heads? Browse this section and you'll see that the sky's the limit when it comes to the things that get people hot n' bothered.

Smokin' Hot

Shh... don't tell the American Lung Association about this one. The other day I met a man in St. Louis who has a smoking fetish. He's a completely normal, handsome guy in his mid-20's. He's pretty vanilla in every way...except for this one fetish that just burns him up... TBK: Is there a fancy name for smoking fetish? Smoke...

Written on April 1, 2010 | 16 Comments

I Hate Leopard Print

I freakin' hate leopard print. Except, you know, on leopards. Hideous decor. Inexcusable, really. Definitely not The Beautiful Kind. Is this leopard, or leprosy? Did this woman fall? Nice spotted ball pouch. OK this leopard cub is admittedly cute... And I tried really hard not to like this, but it just is that it's...

Written on February 17, 2010 | 17 Comments

MISTRESS RHONDA’S Twisted House of Iron

FetLife is a great community for fetishists and BDSM enthusiasts. I'm a member of the group Kinky in St. Louis, and am always amazed at the topics that get posted. Every day you'll see posts about bowling, bake sales, found kittens, and all kinds of completely non-kinky things like a Dom selling girl scout cookies. (Wait, that DOES sound pretty...

Written on February 8, 2010 | 6 Comments

Give a Dog a Bone

When I was a kid, I loved pretending I was a dog. I'd run around and bark, pant, and snarl. My dad even had a name for my dog self - Keever. I grew out of the habit when I was about 10. (Oh yeah, there was that one time I acted like a dog with a friend....) Sarge the pup is a 26-yr-old who still has fun in the kennel. I asked...

Written on December 18, 2009 | 4 Comments

Naughty Castrati

Did you know that castrati could be sexual beings and fuck? I didn't! Last week I featured a man who opted to chemically castrate himself, so that got me thinking about castration throughout the ages. The literal definition of castrate is "to remove the testes of a man." For the Italian opera craze in the 1600's, they didn...

Written on September 22, 2009 | 6 Comments

Micropenis Shock Followup

Do you remember this post I did a while back about my experience with a micropenis? Well, a 43 year old man with a micropenis left a comment on that post, and the details he shared were so compelling, shocking, and heartwrenching that I asked if I could interview him. This is Mike Rowedick's story. TBK: Is having a micropenis really that...

Written on September 15, 2009 | 61 Comments

My First Time Anal Fisting !!!

You know, I never thought I'd get the chance to anally fist someone. Who does?! (I mean, besides Tristan Taormino - she holds anal fistathons, for lords sake.) I haven't even vaginally fisted anyone yet, although I've been fisted twice, and it was nice! Anyway, I found out that a friend of mine is into anal fisting, so I asked him...

Written on August 6, 2009 | 30 Comments

Weirdest Porn Genre Contest!

- We interrupt today's post to request the following: Nominate the Sexiest Bloggers you know HERE. You can nominate more than one. I am hoping The Beautiful Kind is sexy enough to make your list. ;) Now back to our regularly scheduled blogging. - Tomorrow I'm featuring one of the oddest and intense fetishes I've come across, and...

Written on July 13, 2009 | 26 Comments

Fetish Parade: Excuse Me!

I could totally kick your ass in a burping contest. I never imagined that this talent would come in handy during sex, but life is full of surprises. I was with a nice guy the other day who has a burping fetish. He thinks it's hot when cute girls burp. I'm not making this up. I was being all seductive, going down on him, when all of a...

Written on June 30, 2009 | 2 Comments

Top Hot Butches

It's Butch Season here at The Beautiful Kind. Announcing the new TBK Book Club title! Self-Made Man: One Woman's Year Disguised as a Man, by Norah Vincent. I'll post my review of the book on Thursday, July 30. I asked Beast what he thought my most masculine feature was. I'm pretty damn femme, but I cuss a lot. I don't sit...

Written on June 29, 2009 | 6 Comments