Kinky Stories & Relationship / Sex Advice

A Real Live Glory Hole!

By The Beautiful Kind

My pervy friend was driving through Florida a couple months ago when he stopped at one of those sleazy roadside sex shops.

He browsed the porn, then slipped into an arcade. He got the video going, then whipped out his Johnson and started to go to town.

All of a sudden, he heard this tiny little voice, like an elf, whisper, "LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK."

WHAT?! Where did that come from? He glanced around wildly, looked down, and saw it. A hole cut in the wall about dick level, and one eye staring intently at him.

"Um, no, but you can watch," he offered, which he thought was nice of him, since he's straight.

He tried to continue, but he was unnerved.

The eye in the hole whispered, "LET ME SWALLOW IT," but my friend couldn't finish, so he zipped up and left.

I told a friend of mine who's gay this story, and he griped, "Now see, I'd go into one of those places and NOTHING would happen to me!"