My First Time Stalling a Baseball Game

A story by Isabella

baseball-titsA bachelor party was in need of a stripper. How could I say no?

They were tailgating at a baseball game. I thought it'd be a 30 minute gig. Some of them were even waffling over whether they really wanted a stripper and DEFINITELY didn't want anything else. Ha! A few of them ended up missing almost two hours of the game...

Bachelor parties are funny - people get uptight about things and "dancers" have to just happen to be walking by, seemingly out of nowhere so it doesn't appear to be planned and no one gets in trouble. I don't get it. But whatever, right?

No one was quite sure who I was or where I came from and couldn't figure out how my "manager"/friend and I knew each other. They had enough sense to realize he had privileges they did not. It all sort of added to the hotness.

For the record, they were a very sweet and nice bunch of guys, no derelicts. They barely touched me, just sat back and enjoyed it. Though one very quiet guy sucked and bit my nipples and found his fingers to my pussy and just barely touched inside me. I liked it a LOT but I was surprised!

The bachelor was very intimidated so I told him ahead of time I wouldn't put him on the spot, that he could just sit there and enjoy it, no pressure. I straddled him for a lap dance. He was cute, he let me lick his nipples when I pushed his shirt up, but he wouldn't put mine in his mouth, just let me rub them on his lips. He had fun, and when he'd had enough he went outside. He told me what he really liked was my eye contact, it made him feel special!

Someone asked if I was having as much fun as they were. My manager slid his fingers inside me and announced,"Yeah, I think she likes it!"

After I'd dressed and was alone with my manager and one of the guys, the guy said he had to pee. My manager just looked me in the eye and cracked up. Off with my clothes again, on the toilet, the guy couldn't believe I was going to let him pee on me.

"Anywhere???" he kept saying.

I was just giggling. "Yes, anywhere!"

"On your vagina???"

"Yes!" I said.

So he did, he loved it, I loved it, my manager loved it, win/win all around! He said he'd never peed on anyone before, he was so wide-eyed and adorable! I was more than happy to oblige.

He asked for a blowjob afterward. We agreed to that.

He sat down, I bent over him and my manager pulled down my pants and did me from behind. It took a while for the guy to get hard; as much as he wanted it, I think the whole scene was too much for him.

When he finally got hard he sort of "popped" and came right away. Not quite expecting it, I swallowed. I'd previously agreed not to at the request of my manager but it was over before I knew it! He understood though, and wasn't upset.

When the pee-guy finished, my manager pulled out of me, pushed me to my knees and came all over my face and blouse. You can imagine how much I HATED that! ;) (My manager thanked me several ways later while we were alone. He also told me he felt fucking awesome because the rest of the guys were falling all over HIM, thanking him and treating him like a hero.) The pee-guy nearly had a heart attack, I'm sure he'll never be the same.

Can you be scarred for life but in a good way? hee!

I left, walking through the tailgating parking lot with my black pants and red heels. I didn't look like a hooker but I was a tad overdressed for baseball game. All those eyes, watching me, sigh....

It was definitely a beautiful kind of day!

~ Isabella

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16 Responses to "Time Stalling a Baseball Game"

Hot Momma

June 14th, 2009 @ 11:02AM

Whoo wee! Damn that is HOT! I can't imagine that those guys will EVER forget that day. Certainly developed a new love of the national pastime...

Why don't those kind of stories happen to women? I mean like for a bachelorette party? If a male stripper has ever done this at a bachelorette party, I would LOVE to hear about that...

Thanks Isabella! ;)

RHA

June 14th, 2009 @ 3:03PM

Being in high demand like this at a bachelorette party is one of my biggest fantasies! I'm the kind of guy who likes to worship the female form, so I'd definitely be there to be of service in any way I could.

Hot Momma

June 14th, 2009 @ 6:57PM

That would be awesome!! Hubba hubba!

Isabella

June 14th, 2009 @ 8:48PM

Does it really have to be a bachelor/bachelorette party? I say we just have a "dance" party!!!

RHA

June 16th, 2009 @ 9:55AM

I like where your head's at, Isabella.

sorrybeautiful

June 14th, 2009 @ 6:51PM

I have a bachelorette party that I'm hosting coming up...

Hot Momma

June 14th, 2009 @ 6:58PM

but I don't live there damn IT!!

luthershaman

June 14th, 2009 @ 10:14PM

I just became a phillie fan. lol

bojo

June 15th, 2009 @ 12:11AM

I vote for more Isabella! Doesn't this post have the ring of LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE? I smell fiction. Truthiness aside, I'm tickled that the 'first time' is in reference to distracting from a baseball game and it was not the first time her "manager" told her to have a stranger pee-pee on her hee-hee or the first time she swallowed another guy's load in front of him.
It does bring up the penis paradox. If a man is aroused when peeing on a woman his erection will cut off the flow of urine. A cock conundrum.
Where is the feminist outrage at the pimpery? Is she experiencing higher love through a sub/Dom paradigm?

June 15th, 2009 @ 7:34AM

YES, Isabella RULES, and she is a real friend of mine, and this really happened. She is a kindred spirit. You can tell she totally gets off being a goddess, making dreams cum true, and being used. This story TOTALLY turned me on (and Beast, too!) She shared it with me because she knew I would appreciate it, then I emailed her begging for more details, which she gave. And then of course I begged her to share it on my blog.

After the party she went home, changed, and went into mom mode.

I know that's how the plumbing works (a man can't be hard and pee at the same time), but I have had a pretty hard dick piss on me, like it was 3/4 hard. I've never had a dick piss INSIDE me, I'd be curious about that. A urine douche?

I admit I was a little uncomfortable during a few parts of this story (when manager did a pussy check to see if she was turned on, for instance). I wondered if anyone would be disturbed by that, but alas, no negative comments. I think my readership is a little down right now, weekends are slower on TBK, and I don't have many uptight feminists reading my blog. An uptight feminist would ignore the fact that Isabella had a blast and say it was terrible, projecting their own discomfort on the situation.

Isabella

June 16th, 2009 @ 9:16AM

My manager usually pees on me after he cums so the penis paradox isn't an issue. Of course his pee sprays all over at that point, for the same reasons of which you speak. He's never peed inside me. I've attempted peeing on him with his dick inside me but it presses against me blocking the pee from coming out. I sort of slide up till he's at the edge of my pussy, then plunge back down after letting out some pee. It works for us!

Once he had to pee and I just leaned over and licked his penis while he was peeing. He Liked It! So he asks me to do it now a LOT. Sometimes I tell him I know he had chocolate milk for breakfast because I can taste it in his pee. I'm not swallowing mouthfuls but it gets in my mouth, naturally.

When he did the pussy check, I liked it! He knew I was aroused. What he didn't know was how much. Of course I was wet. We were both enjoying it. We had talked about it before we did it. The lovely part was that he discovered that I wasn't nearly as wet as I get with him. It's not something I have any control over. When he looks at me I literally melt. We don't live together, we don't see each other every day. We both seek reassurance of how much each of us means to the other, sometimes. Knowing that I'm so much more dripping wet for him than anyone else gives both of us something to hold on to.

I had a wonderful time! He takes care of me! I know I'm safe with him. I love to submit to him. We talk about things before we do them and go through as many scenarios as possible. I'm never going to do something I don't want to do and he'll never make me. We do have respect for each other. We did actually run into a situation that day that had potential to make things ugly between us. (It wasn't the pee guy!) As soon as possible we talked it out. We had to get honest with each other. It wasn't easy. But we did it. And ended up closer for it.

June 16th, 2009 @ 11:28AM

Isabella, thank you for checking in on this matter! Really adds depth to the post. MUTUAL RESPECT is key! So is communication! Yep, I was right - you RULE! xoxo

June 16th, 2009 @ 10:08AM

At the risk of sounding like I'm advancing the "True Scotsman" defense: it's not a Feminist thing to be necessarily for or against anything in this story. Even if she wasn't enjoying everything that was going on, this was an adult who was knowingly taking risks and had the choice whether or not to participate.

Sure there are still remnants of the anti-porn Second Wavers who are uptight about sexuality, but current feminist theory doesn't well support this kind of thing. They're not uptight because they're feminists, nor are feminists usually uptight (self-described or not).

June 16th, 2009 @ 11:29AM

Fair enough!

Isabella

June 16th, 2009 @ 10:30PM

Mutual Respect is where it's at!!! Many xoxoxo's to you, TBK, I never feel alone in my thinking when I toss a crazy story to you!
Bojo, There's plenty more where that came from, all of it quite true. I'm glad you enjoyed reading it, I'm more than happy to share!

June 15th, 2009 @ 11:09AM

Rock on Isabella! What a fun story!

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