The TBK Saga

Follow The Beautiful Kind's personal sexual journey. Learning as she goes, she dabbles firsthand in kinks, fetishes, BDSM, sex work, polyamory, anal sex, female ejaculation, swinging, tantric sex, and much, much more.

My Sexy Texts

Here are some text messages and pics I sent to my Loverman the past few months using my stupid AT&T phone. Maybe they gave me such a hard time because they were JEALOUS: I like the new lingerie from EdenFantasys! Posting my review on Monday... Seriously, I adored every taste and touch of you.  Your big hands felt incredible, like new...

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TBK Get Together Friday!

Remember how I featured several of the New York City Sex Blogger Calendar models as YATBK on my site last year? Well, they're inviting bloggers worldwide to be included in the 2011 calendar, and I've decided to submit a photo for consideration. I'm going to have one of the best photographers in town take the pic, Mike Estes of...

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My Fantasy Baby With Beast

Last week I told you about how I was 99% relieved and 1% sad the day Beast got his vasectomy. This post is about the 1% boo hoo factor. I mourn the fact that I'll never have a baby with him. He smells soo good. My body fiercely wants this magnificent alpha male's baby. I envy his ex-wife for having that honor, not once, but twice - a...

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Beast's Vasectomy

Guess what Beast got me for Valentine's Day?   A vasectomy. It was definitely a gift for both of us, but you better believe I was thrilled that for the FIRST TIME EVER,  my male partner was taking  on the responsibility of birth control. I mean, BESIDES just slapping a rubber on. For years I've ingested artificial...

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I've Been Slutting Around

I've been accomplishing great things lately. Besides having foursomes, sterilizations and sex by the fire, I've been running around like a mad woman. But I'm not supposed to be running around! I'm supposed to be grounded! I'm not to gad about until I finish two really big writing projects. I've been sitting on these projects for two...

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An Extraordinary Sunday

So what'd you do for Valentine's Day? Beast got me the best gift for V-Day - A VASECTOMY. No more hormone birth control for me!  He just got even hotter by being V-Safe - when he mentioned this development to an older woman he might start dating, she received the news as if he told her he owned a villa in Rome. Beast will be posting...

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Bustin' Nuts

Warning: this post is GROSS! You're going to wish it was still Intimacy Week... Be careful what you tweet. You know how that guy got a lifetime ban from an airport for making a bomb joke on Twitter? I thought I learned a lesson from that, but apparently not. Beast posted a tweet earlier in the day: “I’ve never met a nut I couldn...

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No Liquor for 30 Days Update

When I was a stripper at 19 I didn't drink - I banked on my innocent Shirley Temple persona. When I finally started drinking at 21, I went with BOONE'S FARM, wine coolers and fruity drinks, then graduated to wine. I didn't like the taste of beer until I was 30. Now I drink EVERYTHING, from martinis to sake to whiskey, sweet whites and swampy...

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Crashing the Party, Pt 2

Continued from yesterday's post... The ballroom was a huge, glowing, throbbing vision of hot pink, silver and white. An illuminated and elaborate bar carved out of ice graced the entrance. There you could get mini-cocktails such as thimbles of pink gin topped with cucumber foam. The baseball star’s young daughter flitted around the room...

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Crashing the Party, Pt 1

“Did you remember the butt plug?” I asked Beast as we drove down the icy road. “DAMMIT!” he exclaimed and thumped the steering wheel. “I’m turning around.” “No you’re NOT!” I crowed. YESS, I wouldn’t have to be subjected to wearing a butt plug in the hotel room as he attended...

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