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An Extraordinary Sunday
So what'd you do for Valentine's Day? Beast got me the best gift for V-Day - A VASECTOMY. No more hormone birth control for me!
He just got even hotter by being V-Safe - when he mentioned this development to an older woman he might start dating, she received the news as if he told her he owned a villa in Rome.
Beast will be posting about his vasectomy in the next week or two. I was amazed he was able to cum 5 hours after getting cut and cauterized!
Yesterday we just went to dinner and a movie (Wolfman, cheesy, but like porn for me).
On another recent Sunday, from about 2pm to 2am, we had a pretty unusual string of romantic (and not so romantic!) events. I'd like to list them for you.
- I showered with a girl (here's a pic of us!) She was soo smooth and soft! We soaped each other up and made out.
- Then we had a foursome with Beast and his friend Archibald Crane. I fucked the girl with a glass dildo, ate her pussy, we teamed up on Arch's glorious dick, the usual foursome fun drill.
- Then Beast dragged me over to the side of the bed so he could fuck me. I was menstruating, so I had a tampon in. So um, how was he gonna fuck me? Not sure what to do next, I asked for some lube.
- Woah I got assfucked in front of other people for the first time. It was really weird! It felt extra intimate, I hid my face, screamed and carried on, until finally he and I moved to the shower to finish off.
- I lay in the shower and tried squirting by frigging myself as Beast jerked off over me, but my ass was so sore I didn't want to push it. I ended up bleeding out of my pussy AND ass. Great.
- The other girl had to take her leave. We took a break and watched a movie together. Then I got dressed up in this awesome red corset I have with the plans to seduce Arch. Beast let us have our space - while we rendezvoused in the bedroom, he caught up on emails and watched Ultimate Fighting or something.
- I set out to seduce him, but he ended up seducing ME! We took things REALLY slow, lots of kissing and eye contact. He tickled my inner thighs with his beard. Finally, he straddled me and I sucked on his cock as I got off with the Hitachi Wand. It was exactly how I wanted it to be - exploding with his cock in my mouth. He pulled out and gave me a pearl shower.
- Then he got me a warm washcloth so I could wipe off. It was my turn to straddle him - he lay facedown as I gave him a slow, sensual warm almond oil massage.
- Beast came to check on us, and insisted I get off again while they both sucked on my tits. Arch stopped him, saying, "I just came on her tits dude." And Beast said, "I don't care." Which was SO HOT! So yeah, I got off with two handsome bastards sucking on my quivering breasts.
- After that I completely passed out, and they went off to hang out until around 1am. Next thing I know, I'm being ravaged by Beast - he was ready to get his again. He was in the mood for some humiliation sex, so while he fucked and used me, he cussed out my dad and told me what a piece of shit I was, that when he was done with me he was going to put me out on the curb. "How would your father like seeing me fuck the shit out of you, huh?" he goaded, slamming into me every which way. It was completely hot, especially when he called me bitch. That's a hot button word for me. I'm always amazed at how effortlessly he can pull this sort of thing off. He's SO good at being mean.
- Finally he came all over me and I passed out in a slutty, cum covered daze. Again.
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Scaramouche
Excellent good! Sounds like a Hell of a day, and a lot of fun all 'round.
Good on Beast for the vasectomy. I find it incredibly liberating to not have to worry about 'being careful' in that regard- as long as you're with a partner (or partners) you trust, it's go-man-go (or cum-man-cum, to be more precise). I didn't mind condoms, but bareback really is better.
Oh, and thank you for the lovely pic of you in the corset. It looks gorgeous, and you have a spectacular ass. D
The Beautiful Kind
Thank you! Can't wait for things to get cum crazy in a couple months!
isabella
Hot, as usual...sigh.
Gotta love a real man like Beast for sure, holy crap!Glad you don't have to worry anymore.
My guy slipped from pussy to my ass without warning during an mfm, I loved it. Ass fucking is very intimate for me so it was HOT doing it in front of his friend. Who went from shock to being even more turned on when he realized what we were doing, hehe...def in my top ten experiences.
I've had a guy seduce me when I thought I was the one seducing, too, very disarming, I shiver thinking about it...
You look delicious in that pic, too...
bojo
TBK..Über Stud. I love how the shower photo forms a heart shape, very valentiney.
The Beautiful Kind
Thank you, I had no idea what it looked like, only what it felt like. Beast was good to grab the camera, and then us after we got out of the shower!
The velvet Lilly
Ohhh myyyy.... So HOT!! ::::quivers::::
getting off with two hot men sucking your beautiful tits.... My heart is pounding.....
Want!
I once dated a man who loved sex on my period so much he took my tampons out with his teeth.
He turned out to be a stupendous jerk but that kind of vampiric devouring was very hot.
Congrats on such a fabulous adventure!! Xoxox
The Beautiful Kind
I LOVE a man who takes tampons out with his teeth. Savage, brave, not afraid of women... Nietzsche would NEVER do that, coward!
Buddha
I love the idea of you in the shower with that girl...
Beast
As do I Buddha. It was something to behold for sure.
the velvet lilly
congrats on your V Beast - and congrats on another delicious interlude....you rock so damned hard.
Historygirl
Wow! Congrats on the vasectomy, the awesome evening, Everything!
Love the term "pearl shower"! Just such a gorgeous image!
Happy V-Day (whatever you with to make that V be) to all!
The Beautiful Kind
I got the term "pearl shower" from MIDORI, she's so sexy and awesome! http://www.planetmidori.com/
bojo
But, Buddah, Beast Banged Both By Being Best with the camera. Bravo.
Eljorn
Kudos on Beast getting snipped. Three months after my son was born I did the same. It was the only time I've ever been in stirrups lol.
I remember two things of note.. the first was my doc saying that I won't be 'shooting blanks' until I cum a few times to empty things out, so to speak, so make sure you're still on some form of birth control until his sample shows no swimmers. And second, and I thought this was pretty humorous... when I asked when can I have sex again his response was... "Whenever you're up for it"
Cute!
The Beautiful Kind
YES we are erring on the side of caution. After he ejaculates 20 times, he's to take in a semen sample for analysis. Then he's to take in another one in a couple months as well. 3 down, 17 to go...
silvershovler
that was a way more entertaining valentines day than mine of buying cfl bulbs and home improvement stuff. damn i'm boring.
The Nerd
Holy Sundays, Batman! That is so hot. Thank you for sharing your experience with us. :)
My V-Day was spent going to church with Ziztur and Flimsyman, and giggling in the back row as the pastor proved how totally oblivious he is to the sexual innuendo found in Song of Solomon chapter 5.
“Open for me, my sister, my love,
My dove, my perfect one;
For my head is covered with dew,
My locks with the drops of the night.”
I arose to open for my beloved,
And my hands dripped with myrrh,
My fingers with liquid myrrh,
On the handles of the lock.
Such a beautiful passage describing a glistening "head" and dripping wet fingers at her "opening". And how does the man of god interpret the entire passage? "It's describing how women deny men sex for selfish reasons."
I was giggling so hard, I almost got us thrown out of the service.
Next Sunday, I think I'll spend my morning having sex instead of listening to some prude talk about how to do it wrong. ;)
The Beautiful Kind
Beautiful, Nerd! I love Song of Solomon! I love how Ziztur goes to different churches every Sunday in order to learn more about religion, such a great hobby. I've done it once or twice, but she's RELIGIOUS about it haha!
bojo
So, let me get this right. Mz. Ziztur and her posse, when not attending "Atheist" revival meetings find it entertaining to spend their time going to houses of worship to mock those less intelligent and worthy than themselves? If you really want a good laugh wouldn't it be easier to sneer at those wacky Mormons? How about Sunday cartoons with the ridiculous super heroes of the Hindi? If you had the balls you would chuckle at the faithful at a mosque as they perversely twist the rantings of the Prophet. I will bet money that Mz. Ziztur and her group do not laugh it up at the local temple filled with those nutty Jews and their racist egotistical deity. This goes much further than my original supposition that "Atheism" has become its own religion. It is much further than that, it has become a dangerous fundamentalist cult.
Ben Stein is an immoral pompous ass and his film INTELIGENT DESIGN was a lame piece of shit. Though the film's arguments sucked, it did bring to light the prejudice and rigid enforcement of towing the "Atheist" line in academia. Anyone questioning the origins of the Universe and the evidence of an unknowable Creator is reviled and ostracized, labeled "creationists" and expelled..against the very precepts of higher learning. The second chapter of Genesis is blatantly false and in error. The first chapter conforms closer to reality as we know it. Male and female are created simultaneously, not that Adam and Eve mythology. The beginning void and "Let there be light" is a concise description of the Big Bang theory. In the film, the atheist Dawkins is interviewed. He postulates that the only way he could accept intelligent design was if it was seeded on Earth by an alien species. WTF? Copernicus taught us that we were not the center of the solar system. But, Hubble and all our wonderful instruments have shown that we are the center of intelligent life in a vast area of the Universe. Dawkins argument isn't science it is scientology.
I enjoy Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT on showtime. It violates all the rules of Socratic argument and logic taking the easy way out of mocking foolish people ala Jaywalking. On the recent episode on Orgasms, the boys are shuffling through a pile of recent books published on atheism. Many of these authors expound some horrifying socio-political beliefs in their private lives. Penn praises and idolizes the authors and then points out that there is an easier way to know there is no god. He points out that it takes a woman twenty minutes to climax and a man two. Proof there is no god. Really? That is not how the original punch line went. The decades old joke looked at the fact that women come in twenty minutes and men in two as proof that there IS a god....and She has a sense of humor.
Ooops, just read TBK's reply. I didn't know that Ziztur's premise was to LEARN more about religion. Good for her, I take it all back.
The Beautiful Kind
It really is amazing what all Ziztur does! She is ALL WALK and no talk! She MAKES things happen! I so admire her CHUTZPAH. She's received death threats from zealots for being outspoken. She's not out to mock, but thirsty for knowledge. She's made so many friends in the community who used to fear atheists like her. She has a minister guest posting on her atheist blog! You should check it out, she has all her church reviews there, too! www.ziztur.com
bojo
Only We Can Free Our Minds
bojo
errata
None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds
bojo
I don't get it. the pastor was oblivious to sexual inneundo but his sermon was on sex? What kind of church brings up women denying sex,on a Sunday, and then blames the woman for abstinence?
Can you connect the dots for me, Flimsyman?
luthershaman
Um Kuddos to Beast I was a little sore and drugged just couldn't cum but my wife was on my like no other. I couldn't believe I was crazy enough to try. LOL Peace!
The Beautiful Kind
I was amazed he could get hard! I kept fending him off, don't want him to overdo it. Gotta go slow to go fast... :)
Lance
I need to try like half of this stuff and see where it gets me. I'm 2 parts disgusted and 8 parts turned on.