The Beautiful Kind
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Fuck You: Rev. Lion
When Rev. Lion first contacted me months ago (on myspace of all places) his message said:
"Can lions mate with cougars????"
The answer: yes. Let's just hope we don't have any mutant kittens.
We meet at a bar. In real life, he's huge, massive. He towers over me, he's like a tank. I like a bigger guy, but this is over the fucking top. I'm giddy over his size - I want to climb him like a jungle gym. I want to go somewhere scary with him and feel safe. I want to pick a fight, I want to punch him and then marvel at how he didn't even feel it. I'm so amused and turned on I have to cover my mouth with my hand and giggle, it's not appropriate.
On top of his hugeness, he's wearing a swank button down shirt with skulls on it, and a skull tattoo is peeking out from under the top button. He has a big red beard, but his upper lip is shaved. And of course his head is shaved, and his work-in-progress skull tattoo is in vivid relief on the back of his head. His old tattoo can be seen here; this is his updated work.
At first, he's so sweet and shy. He rolls his eyes and laughs every time I say anything. HA! I intimidate him! I keep searching for eye contact and he mumbles that the internet is throwing up interference, that he's having a hard time connecting with the real TBK sitting right in front of him. I'm just tickled and happy to be on a date with the larger-than-life Rev. Lion.
A table separates us, and I'm frustrated by this. I want to be sitting on his lap. He smells great, like clean citrus. He drinks tequila.
He talks a lot, he talks like he writes, stream-of-conscious brilliance. He's spilling over with thoughts and ideas. I soak it up like a sponge. He has a completely insightful answer for every question I ask him. I'm smitten. A lot of you might think he is crazy or full of shit, but he is the Truth. If he ever starts a cult, I will be one of the first to join. Hell, I'll manage harem recruitment. I'll be his left hand Bitch.
The music is loud and awful ("techno music has to be loud," he says) so I ask if we can seek our entertainment elsewhere. We exit the bar and I trail behind in his wake, stifling giggles.
Out on the sidewalk I ask, "So, can we fuck now, or what?"
He laughs nervously and searches the sky for an answer. Then he looks back down at me. His eyes are twinkling, gentle and kind. "Sure, I'm down with that."
I follow him back to his place and he fetches me a cheap beer and puts on some sexy music (Air). We sit on the couch. I expect him to rip me apart but he doesn't make a move. I see that if we're going to transition from talking and hanging out to fucking, I'm going to have to be the one to make that happen.
I try and put him at ease by asking him about something he is expert on. "So what's with this ganja oil you talked about?"
He produces a vial and applies ganja oil so green it's black to his fingertips and tells me to lean forward. I feel like I'm taking a sacrament as he sensually rubs the oil into my temples. It's the first time he has touched me besides awkward hugging. "And now I have been blessed by the shaman," I joke.
"Can we go to the bedroom?" I ask, and he says sure.
We sit on the bed. Christmas lights are glowing, giving the room an orange aura. I have this thing where I assign every person I meet a color. He is burnt orange, like the smoldering sun hanging low in the west.
And he is mine, I just have to take him.
I lean forward and kiss him gently on the lips. I gently tug at his beard, put my arms around him. run my hands over his shaved head. I love kissing him. He makes these surprisingly sweet little moans as our tongues entwine.
He pulls of my shirt. I'm wearing this underwear:
Now that the line has been crossed, he starts getting into it. He yanks down my shorts and then suddenly, he can't get my clothes off fast enough. I don't think he even notices my underwear.
He kisses my breasts, sucks on my nipples. It tickles and I laugh. I look down at him with amazement. His head is so huge, it makes my boob look like a miniature tit. I feel like Alice in Wonderland.
He lays me back on the bed and eats me hungrily and with such gusto I know that he has been thinking about this moment for a VERY LONG TIME. I love watching him down there, it's so hot, he's worshiping at my altar. He looks up at me through the orange haze.
He sticks a finger inside me and I take my time with it, squirming and arching my back. I finally cum, and then pull him up and kiss him deeply. I unbutton his shirt and he shrugs it off. He is really hairy, even his back is hairy, which I love, so I keep touching his back, running my hands over his solid flesh, raking him with my claws.
I say as I kiss him, "Do you want me to suck your dick?" He says yes. "Then MAKE ME," I push impishly. It blows his mind, but he yanks open his pants and shoves me down there. I lick his cock and then stuff it in my mouth. I take his hands and place them on my head, encouraging him to fuck my face. He does, but it's not enough, he wants to be inside me desperately, so he grabs a condom and puts it on, and I climb on top of him. I'm so wet, I rub up and down on his cock and it slips in.
Shit, I don't need no Body Bouncer - I bounce up and down on Rev. Lion just fine without a prop (though to be fair I really should test drive Sapph's Bouncer...) God he makes me CUM, I feel like I'm using him. We make all kinds of fun guttural noises.
Then he turns the tables and flips us around, pushes me facedown on the bed and enters me from behind. NOW he's fucking me like a Lion, yeah baby. He has me pinned down by the wrists and I'm afraid my left wrist will break, but luckily he doesn't last much longer and he pulls out and jerks it. His intention is to cum on my back, and he does, but he also cums in my hair and it shoots past my head.
"HOLY SHITBALLS!" I gasp.
He made me bleed.
As we lay sweaty in bed with endorphins fluttering down around us like snow in a snow globe, I tell him to turn over so I can kiss the back of his head. I cover his eyes with my hands, and as I lovingly plant kisses on his livid, scary skullface and he smiles into the pillow, I murmur, "Big Cat Country is FUN."
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Dor
Awesome! Ha, ha, he came in your hair! One of the first few times my wife and I fucked, I accidently came in her eye. Her eye was blood red and sore for like an hour. I figured it would make for a cool story when you guys hooked up, it doesn't disappoint. Wait, what about Belle? If he wasn't down with that, I don't blame him, I wouldn't have been either, I mean, its you guys first time for crying out loud!
Sapph
Have to get this out of the way - damn, my guess of B-Diddle was wrong. Bummer. But ONLY because I was pretty sure we'd feel the shock-wave all the way over here in Michigan. LMAO
So um...where's the video? I thought we'd all agreed this was to be a video blog. *grinning*
I'm not sure who I'm more jealous of - Lion for getting to be the first to fuck our dear TBK in this journey, or TBK for getting to fuck the Lion.
Ah hell, jealousy is a wasted emotion - I'll go fuck hubby and wait for the next installment. LOL
To the rest of my fellow contenders - we are SO going to have to bust ass to stand out after this evening of hotness. I'm pretty sure my body bouncer is going to give me a nice edge. *smirk*
Joy Witte
Hot Damn you Rev Lion you got spoiled first. So, I want to know, Rev Lion, what's your take, was it amazing, or so nervewracking to be with a sex goddess even a hardcore man like you was in fear of dissappointing?
Capn Marrrrk
Dun, Dun, DUNNNNNNN! Congratulations to Rev. Lion for being the first. I'm glad you both enjoyed yourselves.
I was going to make a joke about Rev ruining TBK for everyone on the list, but I know that everyone has something special and magical to bring to the table. Everyone is going to have their moment in the sun, TBK will be as fresh and new for you as she was for Rev. Lion.
I'm going to go on record and say, I think B-Diddle's was B-done this week and we won't hear about it until next week.
The Belle Kind
Oh, I am sure I will be there eventually... :)
feels2good
Hosanah, the slut is back.
Capn Marrrrk
Belle,
That's right. What a silly assumption on my part. Until you mentioned it, I assumed The List was a one shot deal.
The Beautiful Kind
Heavens no! The List is not a one shot deal - if Lion and I have another blog-worthy romp, there will be an update! I'm not a disposable lover kinda gal - reduce, reuse, recycle is my motto. ;) Maybe next time Belle will take pics...
Martha Stewart
Rev Lion is not a styrofoam plate - he is FINE CHINA.
scripture
".....the lamb will lie with the lion and there will be peace on earth and goodwill to all..."
MsKittyFantastico
Great Entry!
Reverend-Lion
where do i start......
well, for starters, TBK has an amazing ability to make things comfortable. I was nervous, yes, but i'm not the type of person who just fucks anybody without a little foreplay.
The thing about TBK that is so amazing is that she has SERIOUS sexual needs, BUT she isn't rude or mean about it. SHE LOVES THE COCK. SHE worshipped my cock, it was so special to me. And there were multiple moments where she was SOOO into the fucking that she freaked me out enough to make me semi-soft. I was daunted, yes, but i had never fucked a sex goddess before. SO above all, she made me feel this ultimate level of comfort, a comfort tha can only be manifested by someone who is hyper-aware. I was scared at FIRST, because once she started to worship my cock, she sort of turns into this submissive sex slave, who LOVES everything. At one point she stood up, and i was sitting on my love seat, she stood up on the love seat and she jammed her sweet sweet pussy against my mouth.
TBK is so sexually charged that at certain moments she makes this noise,a high pitched voice where she breaths in and out super fast in a whistle-like voice, it's the intensity.
When i lick her breasts she giggles,she loves it so much. TBK really loves being worshipped. Which works out really well, because i love to worship people who have vaginas.
The cum blast she speaks of shot probably 5 feet or something. If i cum like that it means i was having fun. my record is like 8 or 9 feet !!!!
The other day i sprayed my mouth by accident, a warm surprise, and i thought of TBK at that moment, since she LOVES cum. She is such an amazing cum worshipping slut.
She is the surpreme slut because she has the ability to figure out your every need, and she, unlike most sluts, is in it to make you as equally happy as she is. Most sluts don't give much of a fuck about you as long as your cock stays hard.
When TBK was riding me, it was pretty intense, normally i wouldn't be as hard being on the bottom, but THIS time i was rock hard up inside her. My cock just reaches her cervix and WOW, it felt like i was hitting buttons. And she really said to me, "i feel like i am using you" . and i said " Please keep using me" !!!
I think she came twice, then i let loose once i had her pinned down. I can never last long once the rape play comes in. She was trying to bite my hands and pretend to struggle away from me. Didnt work, The lion had his cock jammed in her, and that's how it was gonna be. Once the struggle began, i could feel the end drawing near......
Then she made me lay on her back, covered in cum, which i now know was so she could feel my weight, and the cum of course.
TBK and i stare into each others eyes a lot!!!
We have this beautiful connection, sensual chemistry between each other. This thing happens between us, because we are both very smart, and both hyper-aware people. We can't get enough of each other, but not just the sex. For me it's all about the mind, i want to crawl into her mind, she is a WHOLE different person once the fuck sesh starts. She gets SO happy, it's one of the most beautiful things i've ever experienced. I've never seen someone smile uncontrollably during sex. Her smile makes me think, "oh my god, she is gonna suck my dick off." It's a sexy, greedy, horny smile.
She looks like she is possesed by a greater sexual being when she is activated.
The truth is, she is greatly liberated by sex, and in normal everyday life she feels restricted by the "normalness". She has found her passion, and it is SEX !!!
most of us are not so lucky, most of us may search for this same passion our whole lives.
So when I talk about TBK worship, I am DEAD serious. She has definitely attained goddess status, but she won't scare you, she will make you feel so comfortable.
Like I know how scared THE VIRGIN must be, god, fucking TBK for the first time. How can anybody live up to TBK???
But the simple truth is that she will make you feel more comfortable than anybody ever has before. She will even act like a virgin if you want her to. :)
all i know is she blew my mind, my load, and she tasted sweet like flowers, though her pussy is a more savory pussy flavor, very nice. She has a nicely trimmed bush amd her skin tastes sweet. Damn, now i wish she was here.........I'm all built up!
Chris
Fantastic post! You certainly succeeded in your goal of "conveying the raunch and beauty" of it :) Looking forward to the Belle's pics from your next encounter! This is Chris from OK Cupid btw, breaking my comment virginity.
The Beautiful Kind
o man I am laughing and turned on reading this, I'm almost blushing. See, I TOLD you Rev. Lion was the Truth. :)
Reverend-Lion
ps tbk- the two lion pics are beautiful. I really like how the female lion LOVES the cock inside of her, while the male lion is like "TAKE IT BITCH", it does remind me of us. She actually likes it, but they still play there own sex games. He wants to be raping her, but can't because she LOVES it. I'm gonna have to start biting necks when i fuck from behind!
MsKittyFantastico
It's cool getting both sides .... I approve! =D
The Belle Kind
I LOVE it when a guy bites my neck when fucking me from behind. Especially if he bites when I am coming.
Reverend-Lion
My mom actually wrote a poem about/for me called THE LION AND THE LAMB..................
My pure essence is both. Once a powerful person can balance the two within themselves they have found balance.
This is the way of a king, destroyer,lover, healer, always aware of the people's needs. Yet ready to kill anyone in the way of attaining freedom.
TBK reminds me of an ancient sex goddess, reincarnated to fuck one.........more..............time...........
CapnMarrrrk
Mutual Worship is clearly the way to go. Great description from your side Rev. Next time...the chocolate!
lena
Next time, photos.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Also, TBK, I hope you keep him.
The Beautiful Kind
lena,
I'll work on pics. I want Belle to get an artful shot of Lion's head between my legs so that it looks like I'm giving birth to a scary skull alien baby.
And what do you mean keep him? Like in a zoo? That's a great idea. I'm going to start a TBK zoo. Lion will be my first specimen. Also on my wish list: a Kodiak bear, a tiger, a stallion, a dragon, a wolf...
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
animal lover
What about squirrels?
http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-06-i-kissed-a-squirrel
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You're intrigued, don't even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn't straight, it wasn't gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you've tried it
Cuz I liked it
lena
in a zoo, a cage. whatever. just keep him. :)
he sounds glorious.
Joy
ummm, cages, bars, no escape, it sounds so yummy when refering to people.
MsKittyFantastico
Don't forget about the Kittehs!
blueridgemariposa
Warm and fuzzy, that is how I feel, knowing I was there in spirit. Mad love to you both.
And your zoo better have a butterfly house when the mariposas can land and gently suck at the sweet nectar...
Josh
Those tattoos scare the living shit out of me but damn it if the Lion isn't cute in this story. For a while I thought he would never get going but I am glad he did. Does come make good shampoo? Conditioner? Atta boy, Lion. I have never measured how long my loads can fly but I know 8-9 feet is out of reach. That is intense. It must be a bitch to clean up after yourself when you jerk off, eh? Haha. Excellent writing too, TBK!
Sapph
So as cool as it was to hear from TBK's perspective, as a woman, I absolutely LOVED hearing the Lion roar about the date. That just makes it a thousand times better.
I just read both renditions to hubby on the phone. He had two comments - "I'm on my way home, be naked. And when are we leaving for St. Louis?" ROFLMAO Apparently, I don't have to offer him as part of the deal, he just plans to tag along and watch. *snicker*
Cavewoman
Tender and wild. Yum!
Chaoslost
That... was... hot...
I think it was the giggles... you both made mention of them. They're ringing in my ears now.