The TBK Saga

Follow The Beautiful Kind's personal sexual journey. Learning as she goes, she dabbles firsthand in kinks, fetishes, BDSM, sex work, polyamory, anal sex, female ejaculation, swinging, tantric sex, and much, much more.

My Plate is Full

Blue plate specials at the party I attended the other night...

Written on November 23, 2006 | No Comments

Gay Men Do It Better

Jesus, gay men know how to have their sex. I mean, they can look at any scene and make it dirty: a meadow, workshop, classroom, church, you name it. And they go all balls out with it, pumped up muscles, super sized cocks, deep down penetration... Kinda like the pervy old eye doctor with the lift in his shoe I saw the other day. He asked what I did...

Written on November 9, 2006 | 3 Comments

Definition of a Slut

From urbandictionary.com: Slut: A woman with the morals of a man.

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

I'm Easy

My friend bitched to me that she received yet another one of those sexist email forwards about gender differences. This one featured a handy guide for intrepreting what women really mean when they say something. I scoffed, "Ha, you don't need that guide for me, you can just assume that everything I say really means 'I'm horny.'" As in: "Do you...

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

Cougars on the Prowl

From urbandictionary.com:Cougar: A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. She is waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey." This sounds like the perfect solution...

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

The Most Glamorous Suicide

Today during a long, boring work meeting, a fellow co-worker leaned over and whispered, "What do you think is the most glamorous way to commit suicide?" Without missing a beat, I whispered back, "I'll take a picture of it tonight." So here it is, the Aging Porn Star Check Out, replete with cocaine, whiskey, Flinstones vitamins, and of course, the...

Written on November 2, 2006 | 1 Comment

Swinger Wedding

I went to a swinger wedding this summer. Highlights:- The bride wore white.- They invited 69 people.- The best man said in his speech how kind and generous the groom is, how he's willing to share ANYTHING.- Illicit sex in the bathroom at the reception.- They passed out mixed music CDs to all the guests, and one of the songs was "Closer" by Nine...

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

Corn Porn

There I was, minding my own business, shucking corn, when all of sudden this ear of corn FLASHED me. Why they call it "ear" of corn is beyond me when it really should be "tallywhacker" of corn. Look, it even has silky PUBIC HAIR. I don't know about you, but I like eating cockcorn at the movies.

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

The Book of Goddess

I have women ask me from time to time how I manage to wrap all the boys around my finger. They say, "Teach me O Great One." (OK they don't really say Great One, that's me taking poetic license.) It's true that it helps to have looks, brains, and personality, all of which I have in abundance, but really, if I wrote the book on how to bewitch the...

Written on November 2, 2006 | No Comments

SUPER COUGAR

Where can I get this shirt for myself? I want it in burgundy. (Don't worry, I didn't prey on the boy wearing the shirt. My cut off is 21. I like 'em hairy you know.) GOOO cougars...

Written on November 2, 2006 | 1 Comment