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You Are The Beautiful Kind: B

Here is a man I greatly respect - he goes by Smith&Jones, Master MarvelCock, Fabian, Dom Deluiscious, or you can just call him "B."

Age: 50

Website:

Awesomeness & the Good Girl

Orientation:

I'm Pam Sexual (cooking spray fetish)...Um, I'm straight.

Relationship Status:

I got me a Missy, don't need another

Favorite physical feature on yourself:

It's a toss-up betwixt my massive ego and a complete lack of humor. Oh wait, you said physical, pardon me. Well, I gotta go with this three and a half inch heap o' manhood between my thighs, Darlin'!

Tattoos/piercings:

Do stick-on tats count? If not, none of either.

Are you a tits, ass, pussy, etc. man?

Yes, but considering Missy has the world's greatest ass, I'm goin' with the caboose for now. I've taught her how to wag it and make that puppy wobble like a bowl full of aspic.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut baby, like Rocky in round 15.

Charity you support:

I've done lots of work with AIDS charities. One of my best buddies died of AIDS. He was tri-sexual; there isn't much he wasn't into.

What game did you like playing as a kid?

I was into sports but never excelled, much to the chagrin of my father who would have LOVED had I gotten a scholarship (he's no sportsman, either.) I played spin-the-bottle when I was in 5th grade with some 8th grade girls...now that was exciting! I'm a closet dweeb. Had I grown up in the age of video games I would never have seen the light of day.

When was the last time you cried?

Two days ago when I saw Pixar's "UP" for the second time. It was brilliant and I'm a sap.

What do you want to learn/add to what you already know?

Seeing I don't know a whole lot, that's a fairly broad subject there, TBK. Jeez...nuclear physics? Suck my own cock? Hone my Boggle skills? Influence friends and co-workers? Concert pianist? Twister? Man, that's a toughie, but I'll have to go with lesbianism.

Special skill/talent, what are you really good at (non-sexual):

I'm very good at applying myself to one thing and sticking with it. Multi-tasking on the other hand is a whole different story...

Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual)

Making Missy my PERFECT lover.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

17. She cried and then my father walked in, it was a moment (I kid you not!) I've been trying to recreate the experience my whole life. Finding the right woman is not a problem but my Dad just won't play along.

What are your masturbation habits? How often? Where? Props?

You mean can self-flagellate? Christ, what a novel concept, I have to try that! I can go weeks without. I like to keep hard, gives me that "rapist" look. I usually do it in front of mother's pushing strollers but my parole officer thinks the world of me. For props I usually go with a nun's habit and cattle prod.

What do you fantasize about? What's your fetish? What turns you on?

Being "petite!" Since tripping on D/s several years ago I no longer fantasize, just make plans. For 20 years I fantasized about many things, most having to do with that perfect, naked, innocent girl who worshiped me. Now that I have that perfect, naked, innocent girl who worships me, one who adores being my victim for whatever deviousness I conjure, I find being able to turn my fantasy into reality overwhelmingly empowering. Before I just beat off to the idea, now it's like the Nike slogan: I Just Do It! I'm an orgasm sadist. I get off on pushing a woman's O past the point of comfort, or until she is a weeping pile of gushy goo. Miss Missy can orgasm endlessly and has a courageous constitution. After she's cum twenty to sixty times, I like to fuck her! She is my ideal lover; the petite innocent little girl always desiring more but never finding it, then she finds me, finds ecstasy unbound and her insatiable nature, and in the aftermath kneels at my feet looking up at me in shock n' awe. She is the essence of my fantasy. I like being good for a girl, watching her blossom under my guidance. When she looks up in worship it makes my brain hard. Did I mention I have a big ego?

What was one of the hottest moments of your life?

There's an easy one: the last time Missy came to visit. That of course will change the next time Missy comes to visit. I've got big plans I've been thinking about for some time: I will come home from work, she will be kneeling naked in the middle of a circle of candles. I will sit down before her with an exquisite glass of red in my hand, and then I will listen to her beg me to be her One n' Only. She'll beg, whimper, plead, cry, say "I love you," even though I have never yet said it to her, and pretty much grovel and debase herself while touching her pussy and begging for my cock. Is this turning you on, because it's doing me a heap of hardness! Of course, after she does this no doubt I will scoop her up, smother her with a kiss, tell her I love her too and weep with her. What else can one do when a Good Girl is adores obeying your every whim? No doubt that will be my hottest moment... until the next time we have sex.

What would you do at an orgy?

Bring my STD test? Fucking a roomful of strangers has never been my kink; I'm always worried about that wayward cock THWACKING me in the face. It sounds good in theory, and I'm not ruling it out (I don't rule anything out these days except allowing Mr. Ed into the bedroom), but I like it beautiful and I like to be in control. It's hard to have art or control when the room is full of nekkid people all having different ideas about perfection. Maybe I could shout, "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers!" then everyone might perk up and listen to instruction.

You have one night to completely pleasure your lover. What do you do?

Make her cum, and cum, and cum, and cum, and cum, and cum...