By Kendra Holliday | March 9, 2016
Hello, horny travelers!
Thank you for contacting me requesting my dirty panties, socks, shoes, pics, etc., i.e., things soaked with my priceless female energy.
Unlike most reserved, sensible women, I am in touch (mmm!) with my sexuality, and I am happy to indulge your deepest, dirtiest desires, but please note that I am a goddess in demand, aka a sacred prostitute, and my time and female essence is invaluable.
If you would like to sip from my delicious cup of unique feminine divine, the first step is to send me a $100 Amazon gift card
to email@example.com to prove you are earnest and respectful.
Or, better yet, you can book a consult with me. You mustn’t forget that, while you can manufacture money, masturbation, travel and other novel experiences and pleasures, you cannot create female energy. In that realm, you must seek women such as myself out. And here you are – led by the divine feminine! It’s time for you to pay tribute.