Gia Darling Transsexual Love Doll Threesome

By Kendra Holliday | January 29, 2013 at 11:04 pm

Gia Love Doll comes in a discreet box

Gia Love Doll comes in a discreet box

I’ve always wanted a Love Doll, – the more unusual, the better.

I tweeted my Love Doll longing, and someone gifted me with Gia the Love Doll from CalExotics!

Here is her blurb:

“I’m the girl for the new millennium! Squeeze my voluptuous breasts while you look deep into my eyes. Stroke my long flowing hair and straddle my massive erect cock. My mouth is aching for you and my ass is ready, willing and able. I’ve got it all!”

I have a few quibbles with this statement.

First of all, if she’s the girl for the new millennium, does that mean that women without penises are so 20th century?

Second, she’s a  transsexual woman, not a girl.

OK so her boobs are bigger than mine. But they are a slightly wrinkly and stiff. I did look deep into her eyes, and it was a little creepy.

Here is her long, flowing hair:

She sheds a little bit

She sheds a little bit

I’m totally fine with her “massive cock” measuring 7 inches. I like her cock. It’s even removable.

Her mouth was acceptable, but her ass was NOT ready, willing and able. More on that soon.

And no, she doesn’t have it all – she doesn’t have a pussy. Doesn’t that count, or is it just chopped liver?

The box advertised “two loving passages.” One passage was loving; the other was decidedly not.

Here’s what she looks like at first glance:

Pretty girl in a box

Pretty girl in a box

Kindof reminds me of Sloth in Goonies, but with a platinum blond wig.

I stuck her dick in my mouth, still in the wrapper:

This pic will make more sense in a future post, I promise.

I told you this pic would make more sense later.

It didn’t take long to blow her up and attach her dick.

Her ass had a hygienically sealed flap you remove before use.

We probed her mouth and ass holes with our fingers and felt very skeptical.

But, I was determined to give it the old college try, and my man was so nice and GGG, so we took her to the bedroom.

Inflatable threesome!

Gia and me

Gia and me

Check out those mitts – she won’t be giving any handjobs.

Gearing up for a threesome!

Gearing up for a threesome!

Here is her ass slit:

Gia's tunnel of love!

Gia’s tunnel of love!

Before we got started, I had a heart-to-heart with her:

"I hope you find us both attractive, Gia"

“I hope you find us both attractive, Gia”

Once we got the photoshoot out of the way, we dimmed the lights. A lot. And took off our glasses/contacts. And got realllly drunk. OK, just kidding about that last part.

We awkwardly laid on either side of her and tried to get in the mood. We’d love to be with a real live transsexual sometime, so this was a good practice session. We kissed around her. I sucked his dick, and when it got hard, I lubed it up and we stuck it in her mouth.

It wasn’t that bad!

Things were going along ok, and he asked me to sit on his face as she blew him. I swear as she moved up and down on his dick, in the dim light the illusion almost passed for real, but with her creepy eyes and no nose, she reminded me of Michael Jackson.

Later, I asked if he could’ve cum that way.  “I could pretty much cum doing anything as long as your pussy’s in my face, Darlin’. But there’s no way I would do a doll solo.”

So the face fucking went well, and it even almost looked like another woman was sucking his dick, which is always hot for me. Then we switched to her fucking me. I liked the dildo a lot and look forward to using it again sometime. While she fucked me, he came up behind her and lubed up her ass slit and pushed his dick in.

I was excited to have her fucking me while he fucked her, but within seconds he yelped. “FUCK ouch!” and jumped away from the doll and walked out of the room cussing.

Her slit was lined with hard plastic, and it practically gave his dick a paper cut!

We laughed about it, then tossed her in the corner and he fucked me instead, which was a nice way to end our threesome.

I asked him, “So, what did you think of Gia?”

He grumbled, “She’s not my type – she’s an airhead with fake tits.”

I think he was just sore about her biting his dick.

After our threesome, she deflated easily and went back into the closet. Honestly, I went into with the expectation that the whole thing would be ridiculous, but I’m kindof proud of us – we managed to pull off some hotness with it!

 

Comments

Castiel 2013-01-29 23:40:03

LMAO….. This was Hot and funny at the same time. I loved it. My ex girlfriend and I did this, she didn’t want to do an actual threesome so i compromised and we got a doll. I have to say, it was way sexy. Thankxxx for the story it brought back some fun memories.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-29 23:43:48

    I know, right?! Love dolls definitely have their uses. I’d love to get a few and host a party with them as fun decorations – or guests, if I was really desperate.

    Did you see CalExotics has a fun selection of dolls? There’s a fireman one that comes with a removable uniform/hat!

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      Castiel 2013-01-30 10:46:49

      Ooh a Love Doll Party, now that could be fun! Is CalExotics a sex shop you can buy one?

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        Desiree 2013-01-31 12:45:20

        Hi, CalExotics isn’t a sex shop, we manufacture the toys. You can find our dolls EVERYWHERE though. And if you want to learn more, join us on http://www.ClubCalExotics.com We have a “Where to Buy” section so you can search for toys near you that carry our products. :)

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John 2013-01-29 23:52:15

L m a o so hard i had tears in my eyes hahahaha

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Wardcrap 2013-01-29 23:52:53

I am dying. Best post ever. The phrase “plastic nightmare”
Is usually reserved for a Kardashian, but in this case…

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The Lusty Chick 2013-01-30 06:50:54

OMG, the moment I straddled that thing my fat ass would have deflated it.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-30 06:52:24

    She did have quite slender hips. I told my 300 lb man, “Don’t lie on her! Don’t pop our plaything!” Oh, she comes with a patch kit!

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The Nerd 2013-01-30 06:51:03

I’m pretty sure the women of the new millennium do all have penises, attachable ones at the very least. And the men, in their envy, will turn toward acquiring a luscious rack to keep up.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-30 06:52:42

    More men need luscious racks! Maybe that would keep them out of trouble!

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      ChasH 2013-01-30 16:34:50

      Not really. If I had a luscious rack, masturbation would take three times a long. It would probably give more guys an appreciation for foreplay, though.

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fuzzilla 2013-01-30 11:42:25

Hee hee! I saw the sneak peek of this on FetLife. I don’t have a dick, but I don’t think I’d be excited to stick one in that, yoiks! It reminds me a bit of those cheap drugstore Halloween costumes where you put on a plastic vest and mask and boom, you’re Batman.

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ChasH 2013-01-30 16:43:05

lol. This was hilarious. The hygienic seal over her ass crack was classic. Is there a problem with warehouse workers doing these dolls before they shipped out?

I admire you and Matthew. I think I’d need twenty shots of vodka to do a doll like that, and then only because there’s a good chance I’d miss.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-30 17:20:49

    We only needed one shot of whiskey! A sign of true perverts!

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Matthew 2013-02-03 10:05:33

We all have defining moments in our lives…you know the ones that, when looking back on the timeline of your life, have large notches marking some of the more “unforgettable” moments. This is definitely one of those for me; and there are plenty more to come!!
I’m pretty sure I need to get tested now because this didn’t feel like “safer” sex at all!! ;)

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