Gonna Try DP for the First Time!

By Kendra Holliday | February 8, 2013 at 6:31 am

DP! Whee!

DP! Whee!

Note: I first published this on Jan 7. My first DP is tomorrow. I am in no way any more prepared for this than I was a month ago. Wish me luck!!!

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DP = Double Penetration.

Now that I’ve had a few great Male-Female-Male (MFM) threesomes, I’m ready to take it to the next level and try a real, live cock in my pussy AND a real, live cock in my ass AT THE SAME TIME!

You know – LIKE IN PORN.

I can’t ever tell if any of the participants are enjoying it or not, because they’re all concentrating so hard. It looks like a lot of work! But is it intensely hot? Anal can be. MFM’s can be. So why not combine them all together? (Wouldn’t you love to see DP outtakes?)

I guess I should practice with these toys first. I haven’t had anal sex in a few months.

The two men are 250 lbs and 300 lbs – I’ll be 130 lbs of women between them. A thin wall will be the only thing separating the two. I’ll bet their balls will touch. In my eyes, it’s almost like being right in the middle of GAY PORN! But there’s a woman in the center of it all, so it’s NOT!

I’ll be in the middle of a bull pen, a shark tank, a bear pit! Grrrr!

Naturally we needed to find the right guy, someone we both like a lot. I mean, I plan on facing him as we do it. The guy is Homer, aka the Gentleman from this date I had.

I’m trying to figure out the best position – I’m thinking Homer should lie on his back toward the end of the bed. I’ll be on top, and Matthew will bring up the rear.

It will be fun to prepare for the big day, set for Feb 10 – I’ll fast, meditate, do some yoga, give myself an enema, have a couple COCKtails, and then see how it goes. It will be like a fulfilling retreat.

OMG is it going to be hot, or comical? Will it even work? Am I going to pull it off? Will it be the ultimate awkward family photo? I’m glad to be in strong, capable hands. Thanks to the enema, I won’t poo on anyone. I’m going to stock up on lube, that’s for sure!

It will be so nice to be surrounded by all that awesome male energy.

Have any of you tried this before? Any tips?

When I took the pic for this post, I played around with some of the shots using a silly app called “I’d Cap That” – you can have fun humiliating yourself and friends! Here are some good ones:

Truth!

Truth!

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More truth!

More truth!

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Super True! Sluts are so much fun!

Super Truth! Sluts are so much fun!

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Let's hope so!

Let’s hope so!

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Eek!

Eek!

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Not true!

Not true!

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Lies! All lies!

Lies! All lies!

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Fun with slut-shaming!

Fun with slut-shaming!

OK, all kidding aside:

Let's do it.

x2!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

Algor_Langeaux 2013-01-07 07:57:43

Just remember that sex is inflationary… next step is DPIV… then, if my math holds it is DPIA.

As with most things sexual, the best tools to have are an open mind, a good sense of humor, and good communications skills… and by the looks of what you have written here you are in good stead on that front.

ENJOY!

(My caption? “THREE HOLES = NO WAITING”)

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Maica 2013-01-07 09:14:05

How about Double Vaginal penetration?

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Greg from D.C. 2013-01-07 13:59:22

Few tips.
1. The most experienced partner should do the anal part
2. Both men should be ensure they focus on rhythm – together. They need to be in sync with each other as much as they are with you.
3. Alternating penetration may be less pleasurable than well-orchestrated double-thrusting.
4. Be careful on your timing on when you take an enema. It can backfire if done too early or too late.

Have fun!

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NHMAN 2013-01-08 20:24:05

You can do a “warm up” exercise for this event with just your lover; most women I’ve been with find it to be amazing. It’s simply a matter of inserting a forefinger vaginally, and a middle finger anally during oral sex. After a few sessions like this, you’ll be more comfortable, more relaxed and have a better sense of the rhythm. Enjoy, it’s a wonderful trip, or at least that’s what my lady friends have told me.

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tingles 2013-01-09 17:19:42

Great pictures, very comical.

My eyes lit up when I saw this article. A MFM with a DP is one of my hottest fantasies.
It seems like a win-win-win for everyone involved so why isn’t it more common? Is it really that shocking a sex act?

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Gary LaBrot 2013-01-15 22:57:07

How many times have I expressed my adoration for you? Well one more time can’t hurt! I ADORE YOU!!!

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Papagayo 2013-01-20 11:35:03

Practice first with dildos so that you can become accustomed to the extra full feeling of a cock in both your asshole and pussy. That will make it one less thing to worry about when you have two men on your hands.

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ChasH 2013-02-09 09:37:56

Good luck. Hope to read here soon that it was pleasurable, along with suggestions and observations. ;)

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Buddha 2013-02-09 20:39:29

I want to see the video. Thank you.

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tichoses 2013-04-02 08:27:48

i love dp. have only found one man that could manage it along with my husband. we did dp and dvp. aaahhh, heaven! i have every interest in doing it again.

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