By Kendra Holliday | February 8, 2013 at 6:31 am
Note: I first published this on Jan 7. My first DP is tomorrow. I am in no way any more prepared for this than I was a month ago. Wish me luck!!!
DP = Double Penetration.
Now that I’ve had a few great Male-Female-Male (MFM) threesomes, I’m ready to take it to the next level and try a real, live cock in my pussy AND a real, live cock in my ass AT THE SAME TIME!
You know – LIKE IN PORN.
I can’t ever tell if any of the participants are enjoying it or not, because they’re all concentrating so hard. It looks like a lot of work! But is it intensely hot? Anal can be. MFM’s can be. So why not combine them all together? (Wouldn’t you love to see DP outtakes?)
I guess I should practice with these toys first. I haven’t had anal sex in a few months.
The two men are 250 lbs and 300 lbs – I’ll be 130 lbs of women between them. A thin wall will be the only thing separating the two. I’ll bet their balls will touch. In my eyes, it’s almost like being right in the middle of GAY PORN! But there’s a woman in the center of it all, so it’s NOT!
I’ll be in the middle of a bull pen, a shark tank, a bear pit! Grrrr!
Naturally we needed to find the right guy, someone we both like a lot. I mean, I plan on facing him as we do it. The guy is Homer, aka the Gentleman from this date I had.
I’m trying to figure out the best position – I’m thinking Homer should lie on his back toward the end of the bed. I’ll be on top, and Matthew will bring up the rear.
It will be fun to prepare for the big day, set for Feb 10 – I’ll fast, meditate, do some yoga, give myself an enema, have a couple COCKtails, and then see how it goes. It will be like a fulfilling retreat.
OMG is it going to be hot, or comical? Will it even work? Am I going to pull it off? Will it be the ultimate awkward family photo? I’m glad to be in strong, capable hands. Thanks to the enema, I won’t poo on anyone. I’m going to stock up on lube, that’s for sure!
It will be so nice to be surrounded by all that awesome male energy.
Have any of you tried this before? Any tips?
When I took the pic for this post, I played around with some of the shots using a silly app called “I’d Cap That” – you can have fun humiliating yourself and friends! Here are some good ones:
OK, all kidding aside: