Local Couple Tries Grapefruit Trick!

By Kendra Holliday | August 12, 2014 at 11:57 am

Have you heard of the grapefruit trick?


I read this review from a woman who tried it and was intrigued. I love grapefruit, and my man loves blowjobs!

I asked him if he wanted to try it and he flat out said NO.

“Why not??” I exclaimed.

“I have a Tenga and a Fleshlight. Plus, I don’t like mixing food and sex.”

Fair enough. So much for getting my daily dose of Vitamin C (as in Cum!)

My friends tried it, though! Here is their experience:

Grapefruit trick!

Grapefruit trick!

“I watched with anticipation as she cut the grapefruit. I’ve had no experience with Fleshlights or any other sort of masturbatory vaginas, so I thought,  ‘This could be interesting!’

I lay back on the floor of my kitchen, towel beneath me as she stripped down to arouse me (and keep the citrus off her dress). She began by teasing me with her mouth, my penis coming to attention the flood the pleasure rushing to my head. My eyes were closed because the instructions called for the recipient to be blindfolded because the procedure was supposed to be a surprise.

Suddenly in the midst of the warmup came the main attraction. She slipped the fleshy citrus donut over my cock and squeezed it while continuing her ministrations. There were moments where I felt as though I were inside a Vagina Dentata, a soft, pocket purse of flesh with a hungry mouth at the other end.

And then there were other moments I was a dude with a piece of fruit on his dick.

I was thinking about Led Zeppelin’s “Lemon Song“: “Squeeze my lemon ’til the juice runs down my leg’, as it was a messy affair.

She sucked and licked while squeezing the grapefruit around me. “Slurp! Slush! Squish!”  My eyes rolled back in my head. Back and forth my mind went, between Toothed Pussy and Fruit Cock, the pleasure rising from the base of my balls, rising then holding, not going anywhere.

I had peaked and the  awareness of the cool sticky juice running my leg took over, and I asked her to stop. I didn’t want her to waste her time. I wasn’t going to cum this way. My lust had only taken me so far, what I really wanted was to be buried inside her listening to her moans of pleasure, something I couldn’t do covered in citric acid.

For hygienic purposes , I jumped in the shower and rinsed off, then met her in the bedroom where the games began in earnest! Orgasms for everyone!

Overall, I would have say I had more fun being smeared with Nutella. It’s messy, but the attention I get is greater than grapefruit. There’s nothing a grapefruit can compare to when someone is excellently working the shaft during a first rate blow job.

I would give it a 4 out of 10 as orgasmic tool. Worth trying, but sort of ‘Meh’ in the end.”

Comments

Matthew 2014-08-12 14:01:22

A 4 out of 10 is absolutely not worth trying. That’s called a fail.

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capnmarrrrk 2014-08-12 18:14:46

Just because it didn’t work for me… I mean that guy, doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. Your milage may vary.

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fuzzilla 2014-08-13 13:23:03

So…I think I give pretty damn amazing blow jobs and I’m not shy about noises, buttttt…I never sounded like The Exorcist (re: the video).

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