Love Rider Thruster Strap-On System

Love Rider Thruster Strap-On System from California Exotic Novelties

Today I launch a new relationship with California Exotic Novelties where I review one product a month, and in return, they’ll keep sending me weird things to enhance my sex life.

So naturally the first thing they sent me was this Love Rider Thruster Strap-On System, which means I needed to make a concerted effort to find a date I could use it on, because my partner-in-crime, Matthew, is not the “Bend Over Boyfriend” type (stay tuned to see if this changes! Maybe I can warm him up with some California Exotic Novelties sponsored anal beads!)

So, I solicited a cute and willing girlfriend of mine with the following note:

It’s short notice, but could you come over tomorrow night so I can stick my shiny new fake penis inside you?

Eagerly awaiting your reply, I am your humble pervert,
Kendra

She replied:

Meanwhile, a male reader asked: “silly question, are you only looking for girlfriends to put your fake penis in?” Not necessarily, but I’m working on a deadline here…

Knowing ahead of time that I was going to score, I took my gal pal out to dinner first. We bonded over Chinese food and a huge, flaming cocktail called The Scorpion. It wasn’t the only thing that was going to sting her tonight…

When we got home, my partner Matthew was there waiting for us. He wanted to watch (who wouldn’t?), so in exchange for the floor show, I had him help me get into the contraption.

Here is what the harness looked like sans penis:

Ready to load

The harness was easy to get on, and comfortable, too. I liked that it was non-leather and had adjustable straps and padding in the back. Here is what the system looks like with penis added:

My new penis!

And yes, it is a system – it comes with harness, 7-inch silicone VIBRATING dick and attached device that controls the vibration – you can choose between 10 different functions!

This strap-on system features:

• Premium, solid, silky-smooth, unscented silicone probe with reverberating vibrations throughout the shaft

• Supportive, premium, form fitting, full body adjustable harness fits up to 70”/177.75 cm waist

• Removable probe can be used with or without the harness

• Performance Plus™ controller with 10 powerful functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, auto on/off button, clips on to harness

• Comes with 2 AA batteries!

I was so glad to have a normal-size strap-on. For years I’ve had this novelty strap-on I got as a gag gift. 8 inches long and ridiculously thick, I called him “Biggie” and felt bad for anyone foolish enough to take him on (note: I know about half a dozen fools).

My lady tonight was no fool – she wanted a classy schtupping, which I hoped to give her. As you may or may not know, if you aren’t in the habit of thrusting and impaling others on a regular basis, it can be an awkward sensation, and I didn’t want to come off like a horny Boston Terrier.

But first, she had to get me in the mood, so she got on her knees and sucked my dick. Looking down on that was pretty surreal.

Then, we retired to the bed and I slowly seduced her, kissing and working my way down her body. The dick kept coming between us, which was annoying but par for the course.

Meanwhile, Matthew slipped outside and opted to watch us through the window ala Peeping Tom! That added a kinky element I really enjoyed.

We were bathed in a red light. After eating her pussy for a little bit (she giggled at my soft technique – she’s used to man munching), I donned a condom, lubed up, and turned my penis on so it vibrated in a most stimulating fashion. It does this quietly, too!

First, I tried fucking her missionary, but we quickly discovered that the dong, while a good size, was quite rigid and pointy for her, so I couldn’t really dig in. I didn’t want to hurt her, so we switched positions and let her control the pace. She got on her hands and knees and I entered her from behind, and then pretty much stayed still as she worked herself over. She pushed against it and fingered her clit. I alternated between grabbing her hips (I love doing that! Hips make such great handles!) and stroking her ubersoft, smooth flesh.

She got off three times, that minx!

I loved feeding off her energy; whenever she ramped up I went right with her, like we were connected in an orgasmic cycle.

I literally felt plugged in.

SUCH a fun evening!

Sex toy win!

Now that I’ve done this review, I’ve earned this!