By Kendra Holliday | September 18, 2013 at 5:57 am
Not only are nipples too freaky for mainstream, but apparently, so are vulvas. Of course.
We love women, but we fear them. We crave feminine energy, but we need to water it down, otherwise it will destroy us. Or remind us we are animals or something gross like that.
Case in point: here’s a shot from a 2013 Playboy spread:
This woman was carved like a digital sculpture. She has been reduced to an hourglass shape, because apparently, that is all you can handle. You are a simple man, and you can only handle simple shapes. A wisp of a woman.
Here’s another shot:
Are most men into dolls? Or gay? Can they not handle a real live vulva? Do we really need to blur this shit in order to handle it?
Even though this is a photo of a beautiful nude woman in a pornographic magazine, it needs to be dumbed down so you can deal with it. If this shot wasn’t airbrushed into oblivion, you, Sir, would not be able to stomach it. We are doing you a favor. Trust us.
Oh, and this woman?
We don’t want her to frighten you. So we took the liberty of removing her pussy for you. You don’t want to actually fuck her, do you? You just want to jerk off to a doll, right? That’s what we’re trying to teach you.
Or maybe we’re just too damn lazy to give a fuck about humanity. Let’s just, oh I dunno, point our mouse and click on this general area and REMOVE IT
The truth of the matter is, someone was paid to do the horrible whack job above. So that men can jerk off to the illusion of women. Because they can’t handle REAL women.
Or can you?
Is Playboy magazine actually designed for the 12-yr-old boys who will discover them? Is the magazine trying to soften the blow of what real female genitalia looks like? I’ve got news for you, boys – you’re in for a hairy, lippy shock.
They may think they are doing society a favor by blurring out core sexuality, but personally, I think they are doing us a grave disservice.
Here is what a REAL pussy looks like. It’s MY pussy.
Proud to be a mammal, not a mannequin!