Planning My First Gang Bang!

By Kendra Holliday | January 23, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Penises are a girls best friend!

Penises are a girl’s best friend!

I like planning ahead.

I’ve decided for my 40th birthday in March, I’m going to have my first gang bang!

I know, I know, I’ve got my first DP on the calendar for next month.

But you know what?

I DESERVE to be surrounded by awesome male energy. I’m confident that after I get my DP on, I’ll be ready for MORE.

OK, maybe not the next day, or the next week. But the next month? You bet!

Sure, I’ve been to orgies and sex parties, but I’ve never experienced a proper gang bang.

Planning it is as much fun as planning a wedding!

My partner Matthew will be managing it. My brother-from-another-mother David Wraith will be Best Man.

I just got tested for STI’s, and I’d like my banger buddies to do the same.

I mentioned my plans on twitter and more than one woman texted me privately to express their envy!

I’ve been doing gang bang research online the way some women peruse bridal magazines. How many men counts as a gang bang? Well, according to YouPorn searches, it can be as few as two or three!

Pffft!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going for 40. I’m not that crazy. I’m thinking more like sex – I mean, six.

(Check out this gang bang clip featuring a redhead ballerina. Aren’t the masks interesting? And the noises they’re making!)

My gang bang will be a WHOLESOME gang bang.

All the men attending must arrive in suits and ties. They need to come bearing gifts – flowers or bourbon. OK, just bourbon.

Condoms, libations, and refreshments will be provided. Oh, and LOTS of lube.

This will be a fun, sexy, playful gang bang, not a demeaning one. All the men must be screened and approved by Matthew. That means he has to like them. Which means he has to know them. There won’t be any random strangers involved.

It can only go half a night, not all night. I’m a day slut, and probably a wimp. Not sure how much I can take, but it will be fun to find out!

I want to be surrounded by cock!

I want to be covered in cum! And then I want my friend Sissy Maid to lick it off!

Doesn’t that sound like so much FUN?!

Not to Jenna Marbles. Check this out:

Guess what? I’m so going to have a gang bang for my birthday and I very much respect myself and all the men putting their penises in me, too!

So you all can go play Judge Judy over there.

Pffft!

Pffft!

I’ve got dicks to suck, and dreams to cum true!

Do you have any gang bang tips? Should I have a helpful female fluffer on hand? Matthew will be contacting potential bangers next week – will YOU be one of the Chosen Ones, my minyan?

L’Chaim!

Comments

Mackerel 2013-01-23 21:26:59

So, where did you get tested for STIs? Do you have a standard testing requirement, just like the Red Cross.

I, like all the rest of the boys, am captivated by this idea, and I would like to be one of the Chosen Ones, as you say. Damn, but you are refreshingly open and/or slutty, being who you are.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-23 21:28:26

      Mackerel 2013-01-23 21:50:09

      Thanks for the St. Charles link. I have to get back to a normal 7-3 schedule, so that I can make an appointment to run out to St. Charles and get there before they close. After having made an appointment, of course.

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    rowdy 2013-01-24 13:32:18

    Actually, not “all the boys” are into this. We’re, like, people and have individual personalities, ya know?

    Plenty of guys would rather just hook up with one person, or watch a game, or something. Saying “all guys are into” a thing pressures guys to lie or exaggerate so they can fit in with “the boys”, and it becomes a self confirming statement.

    I like gang banging, but I know lots of guys who don’t – when offered the actual opportunity and faced with the practical details of fulfilling a friend’s gb fantasy, lots of guys find their fantasy doesn’t match reality, or just plain admit it’s not their thing.

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      Mackerel 2013-01-27 10:35:52

      Rowdy, you are quite right. My apologies for the hyperbole. I suppose that I dropped a few modifiers.

      I understand that gang bangs and other sexual adventures are not for everyone. We all have our tastes, desires, and fetishes (no matter to what degree). If we all wanted the same thing, that would be incredibly boring and/or dangerous.

      And yes, absolutely, new adventures can be very scary, and everyone has the option of saying, “No, thank you.”

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Mackerel 2013-01-23 21:28:07

So, refering to “minyan,” you are looking for 10 lucky fellows?

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-23 21:30:11

    Let’s just say I’d rather have 8 men than 4. Supposedly, you should invite twice the guests than you want in order to factor in last minute cancellations due to fear.

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DH 2013-01-23 22:23:18

hahahaha! Awesome! That should make for a very interesting experience for you and those involved and a great read here.

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    cunexttuesdayreads 2013-01-23 22:57:10

    I second that DH! Can’t wait to read about it.
    Beatrice :)

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ChasH 2013-01-24 01:02:58

I wondered when you’d announce this. I’m so intrigued.

I don’t think I’m ever going to ever look at that picture of Marilyn Monroe the same way . . .

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Rad Cocker 2013-01-24 09:01:37

If you’re not familiar with Carol Cox (www.CarolCox.com), you might want to check out her site or even contact her. She organizes GBs frequently and I’m sure would love to share her experiences.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-24 09:03:42

    Thanks for this tip! I’ll check her out. I actually attended a “How to Plan a Gang Bang” seminar with Rita Seagrave a few years ago. It was great!

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Phoenix 2013-01-24 11:48:46

If you’re looking for a red-headed, female fluffer…

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-25 09:21:52

    Wow I didn’t have you pegged as the fluffing kind! I mean, a classy dame like you in the cock trenches with me?

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Jem 2013-01-24 15:10:29

I’m fascinated by the practicalities, I have to admit. Are the guys going to line up? Are you going to have some sort of signal for when it’s the next guy’s turn? Um … how often do you think you’ll come? Won’t you get sore?

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-25 09:24:52

    Not thinking a train, but more of a surround sound experience. Hydration is key – have water on hand, and lots of lube! Matthew will be managing and David will be acting as photographer/referee, so it should work out well. It will be a good crew of men!

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tommy 2013-01-24 15:49:22

why don’t you video tape some of it ?

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-25 09:25:11

    Yes, why don’t I?

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Lionman 2013-01-24 17:14:07

A bit of gang bang etiquette – watch where you are flinging your cum. I have always found it annoying when some guy squirts over the lady and onto me (some, of course, might not but you should discuss that before the action starts). Also it is good to get the who will fill what hole/when figured out a bit between the men before hand – that way there can be a build up of intensity.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-24 18:11:08

    Yeah some guys are allergic to cum.

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John 2013-01-25 08:50:44

Are you going to make a photographic record of your gangbang? I would love to shoot it.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-25 09:25:43

    Thank you for offering! I think David will be taking care of that.

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Sandro 2013-01-25 10:30:00

Will you also allow French kissing?

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-01-25 10:31:09

    Sure these are my friends! Kissing is good. I’m glad I got my new awesome mouthwash! http://smartmouth.com/

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      Vince 2013-01-31 08:39:34

      Yes, indeed. An intercourse without French kissing is boring, purely mechanical and unnatural. French kissing gives more passion and intimacy to any intercourse, whether it’s a gangbang or just one-on-one. And don’t forget those lustful moans.

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Lana 2013-01-26 06:30:46

I would be willing to fluff this event as well

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Alfrik 2013-01-26 11:39:08

If you are a member of Fetlife, please come say hello in “gangbangs and group fun”, lots of good tips, suggestions, and people. Good luck with the planning!

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Polly 2013-02-02 15:00:41

Here’s another envious female!

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ROBERT SCHUTTE 2013-02-03 06:55:48

now do you join in the fun

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Matthew 2013-02-03 10:07:40

The plans and participants are shaping up nicely!! I’m really looking forward to the experience. It will be almost everyone’s first time!!!

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Nikki True 2013-02-18 19:42:09

Everything about this is awesome. I was thinking of doing something similar for my 40th(ill be thirty this year) for my 30th i was thinking a swingers club or Lady train(all girl gangbang)

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Carolyn Stone 2013-02-18 20:03:38

I don’t believe it. Sounds like some man’e fantasy.

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    Kendra Holliday 2013-02-18 20:16:45

    I’ve been told my most masculine feature is my personality. I’ve got the brain of a dirty old man in the body of a Greek Goddess!

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      Capnmarrrrk 2013-02-18 20:31:26

      I disagree. Someone is imposing masculine traits as defined by a society on a genderless animal instinct. You’re a very womanly woman (adult girly girl). Sexuality transcends gender roles, and “wanting more” transcends species

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    Christopher Stephens 2013-02-19 10:15:25

    The not-insignificant number of women who are jealous and/or supportive of Kendra’s opportunity seems to ruin that nice little gender stereotype.

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massive ALPHA-lloyd 2014-04-14 05:20:00

yer you know what, you cute. . .. You ever come to England and ill show you what the hell a gangbang is……….im a massive 6ft 3 giant and weigh 150kg ………how about i have a few of my pals pull your boyfriend to one side and force him to sit and watch, as i undo your clothes and slip your panties to one side and enter you?. . . .then my pals can get to work on ya. . . . we are all bodybuilders and massive at that……..my cock is aching like mad, and even my girlfriend will rough you up a bit. . . . . she did a gangbang with my pals, and they couldnt keep up……..i bet my misses would teach you a thing or two ……….so see ya in england soon

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    Kendra Holliday 2014-04-14 08:53:39

    Ha! Whenever you’re ready, sunshine!

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Lorenzo cipriani 2014-07-26 04:17:01

I would like to know where we can submit for screening and approval to get selected for this.
Iam wanting to participate.

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