Reviews: Film

Featuring flicks that border on sexy, outrageous, perverted, grotesque. From B movies to mainstream.

Em & Lo's Sex: How to Do Everything

Em & Lo outdid themselves. I've read plenty of Em & Lo - their website, books, and articles on SUNfiltered. They get around, and enjoy huge respect and credibility in the sex community, so I was really eager to SEE them in action and check out their new 10 part series called Sex: How to Do Everything. "Each episode is...

Written on February 11, 2010 | 34 Comments

The Polyamorous Collection

This is a new one for me - lifestyle music. Tiff Randol is a musician and artist from Los Angeles who is taking on 2009 in an innovative way: instead of releasing an album of completed songs all at once, she is releasing one song a month throughout the year as she finishes them. In other words, this is more like a music diary, and she...

Written on July 7, 2009 | 5 Comments

The Hangover

Beast and I have a bad habit - we can't make it through a movie without fucking. Or is that a good habit? Most of the time, we're in his basement/lair, so it isn't an issue. But this time, we were in a movie theater in West County. We went to see The Hangover with Zach Galifianakis. I'm awfully fond of him. I was hoping for...

Written on June 17, 2009 | 22 Comments

The It Girl

"Even now I can't trust life. It did too many awful things to me as a kid." - Clara Bow Clara Bow was a silent screen star/flapper who had a rough start. Her father raped her and her mentally ill prostitute mother tried to kill her with a knife. Clara dropped out of school when she was seven and got her film breakthrough after winning a...

Written on September 23, 2008 | 7 Comments

Sadomania

Further proof that I'm a pervert: I'm able to get turned on by really bad movies. Last night I subjected my dears to watching Sadomania, a completely campy cult film made in 1981 by a total Spanish freak who thumbs his nose at Christian morals. At first I thought it was going to be as lame as Fuego! but I was happy to discover that it fulfilled...

Written on March 10, 2008 | 1 Comment

Just Like Cookie In Best In Show

The other day I got a message on myspace from some dude (the 5th one that day, that's what you get for having ovaries on that stupid site. My friend who just joined got so skeeved out by the losers on there that she removed her profile pic and changed her "single" status to "in a relationship." Her imaginary boyfriend is...

Written on January 22, 2008 | 1 Comment

Juno Needs To Shut Her Freakin' Gob

I should have posted this two weeks ago, but it's never too late to say that the movie Juno was too cute for me - an obnoxious drop in the teen flick bucket. Screenwriter Diablo Cody (a super hot ex-stripper and blogger) says, "I like the secret vernaculars that pop up in society..." and let me finish her sentence - "and then I want...

Written on January 13, 2008 | 1 Comment

Fuego!

Last month I house sat for a friend of mine. She was glad I was available, and told her husband happily, "With TBK house sitting, we don't need to hide the porn and sex toys!" So of course while I was there I looked for her porn stash. Despite extensive snooping (turns out I'm a lousy snooper - I stayed there all week and failed to...

Written on November 19, 2007 | No Comments

The Curse Of The Geisha

A year ago, a friend sent me a link to a video online featuring a geisha in a kimono teaching English. The awesome part was she was teaching Japanese women? how to say dirty things and act slutty for English-speaking men, which was delightfully incongruous and inappropriate. I had my laugh watching her writhe around on the tatami mat, her...

Written on October 16, 2007 | 8 Comments

"Sleeping Dogs Lie"

Usually you see a movie and you either love it or hate it. Like Requiem for a Dream for example. I actually liked that movie. I'm sure many people were disturbed by the "Ass to ass!" scene with Jennifer Connelly, but that's my idea of a good time. But man that infected brachial artery - that was all kinds of gross! Not sure if I can give...

Written on May 7, 2007 | 13 Comments