Reviews: Porn

Featuring every kind of porn under the rainbow. Some will turn you on. Some will turn you to therapy. TBK welcomes clip submissions.

Star Bellied Sneetch

Most of the porn clips I review come from readers. Men send the majority to me. I get excited when a clip from a woman ends up in my Inbox. Here is what a female reader had to say about this clip: "I like this clip because of how different it is.  Not just, oh here is German girl.  Here is me pounding German girl in the face,...

Written on July 9, 2010 | 29 Comments

From Nashville With Lust

I haven't done a porn clip review in a while! I went through the clips readers and have sent me (I stash 'em like a perverted squirrel.) I wanted to feature this one where Raggedy Ann gets tortured by a nurse and a cop, but it was too boring. I was tempted to feature this clip because it's quite short (HA!) but finally decided on...

Written on June 9, 2010 | 36 Comments

My Sex Life

My friend from New Zealand sent me this porn clip saying, "Holy moly... this is so hot.  What do you think?  :D" Here is what I think: 1. If Beast and I made a porn, this is what it would be like, right down to the fierce hip grip. If you watch this, you will get a good idea of what it's like to watch us in action....

Written on April 15, 2010 | 34 Comments

Reply To This Post

"Reply to This Post" is a tumblr of one artist's interpretation of real life m4m Craigslist postings. Color me intrigued, what a great project! I asked the artist a bunch of questions. TBK: What inspired you to take on this project? The Artist: A lot of my other artwork is very time consuming and I wanted something that was a bit...

Written on April 12, 2010 | 5 Comments

Working Girl

This porn clip review is in honor of my new job! And no, I'm not working for "the man" - I'm working for the greater good. 1. First, just listen to this clip without watching. It's TOTALLY HOT. 2. One of Beast's big fetishes is stealth fucking. He loves having his way with someone in public. I say "someone...

Written on March 26, 2010 | 32 Comments

While You Were Sleeping

OMG this clip is something I fantasize about all the time - being used while unconscious. Like this fantasy post I wrote a while back. Watching it made my pussy throb right out of my pants. Made my whole body pulse. 1. I love the color of her panties. 2. I like the cute sheets, too. 3. Hellooo super bald pussy. 4. I love how he gently...

Written on March 9, 2010 | 23 Comments

She Loves Two Wild Dicks! Really?

Here's an MFM clip featuring a hot chick sandwiched between two boneheads. 1. I hate her stripper heels. 2. I hate her turquoise mesh shirt. 3. I'm in awe of her perfectly sculpted legs, ass, body, etc. 4. Are they in a hotel lobby? 5. I would fall over so fast wearing those shoes getting bent over like that. 6. I love her...

Written on February 23, 2010 | 25 Comments

Revenge on Mommie Dearest

This is one of the most unsettling porn clips I have ever seen. It's so DARK. A woman gives a picture of her mom a facial by milking her husband. Taking the Sex Spectrum into consideration, I almost assigned this a "Fucked Up," but realized no one had really been harmed or truly violated in the making of the porn clip, so went with...

Written on January 14, 2010 | 12 Comments

Award Winning Blowjob

Do you know what the perfect holiday gift is for all the grownups you know?  Oral sex. Here is a stocking stuffer for you - an intense blowjob clip. (Not to be confused with the sexiest, classiest blowjob I've ever featured, or the weirdest, funniest blowjob clip I saw the other day.) 1.She looks like she could suck golf balls out of a hose....

Written on December 22, 2009 | 36 Comments

Raped by a Werewolf

A while back Beast and I watched this insane French Beauty and the Beast film called La Bete. A friend heard I had it and asked if she could borrow it. She did, and after she saw it, she asked if the dubbing was fucked up for us, because they were all out of whack for her, like, a 20 minute lag between the sound and the action. I sheepishly...

Written on November 17, 2009 | 32 Comments