The Beautiful Kind
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From Nashville With Lust
I haven't done a porn clip review in a while! I went through the clips readers and have sent me (I stash 'em like a perverted squirrel.)
I wanted to feature this one where Raggedy Ann gets tortured by a nurse and a cop, but it was too boring. I was tempted to feature this clip because it's quite short (HA!) but finally decided on this one. It's 20 minutes long, and I hardly have that much time to sit around watching porn, but right now it's 11pm and my daughter is fast asleep. There's a storm brewing outside.
Meet Katie June...
1. Isn't she fucking adorable?
2. I hate wicker.
3. I hate how these porn dudes treat the star like she's a child. GROSS.
4. Notice in the first minute how her eyes twitch every time she answers a creepy question. I'd LOVE to have a body language expert analyze this. "You're just loving this, aren't you?" {EYE TWITCH} "Oh yeah!" Sigh...
5. Take a tip from Katie June: she says she likes to be pounded, but not at first! Warm a girl up, will ya?
6. Personally I'm glad she's removing that hideous blouse.
7. I want to kiss the freckle constellation on her chest.
8. OK so now we've seen the perky tits and bubble butt - is she perfect or what?? I think I like her melting chocolate eyes best of all.... FONDUE!
9. OK fuck this awkward chit chat. Enter Brandon. Literally.
10. I love button fly jeans.
11. JESUS Brandon, did you have to bring the horse cock?? Only half of that tube steak fits in her purty lil' mouth. ~ "Yeah, take that cock deep baby." Good luck with that!
12. Oh fuck off with the commentary, creepy dude! Let the kids do their thing.
13. I hope her vagina is bigger than her mouth.
14. She just wants to fuck it at this point, I can tell.
15. Perhaps it's the nature of editing, but didn't she mention she doesn't like pounding right from the get go? Weren't you listening, Brandon??
16. I wonder what her Asian leg tattoo means. Fucks in hotel room? Get me out of Nashville?
17. Weird - HE'S got that tiny Hitler tuft of pubic hair.
18. Aw man, the tattoo on her belly just looks like a bruise. Tsk. I've got something like that on my thigh, glad it's fading away!
19. I'm so glad getting fucked with a cock the size of two soda cans turns her on.
20. Uh oh, Brandon had a moment.
21. Got a little toe sucking action goin' on! Get some Brandon!!!
22. WHAT, Brandon came on her tits?? That violates Porn Rule #3235: Always cum in mouth. Those crazy kids!
23. Oh for fuck's sake, we're 14 minutes in and they're going for Round 2. I thought we were done.
24. Katie June, don't wake up my daughter!
25. Just watching this is wearing me out. No wonder they're in such great shape!
26. She likes a thumb in her bum! Who knew?
27. WOAH time warp at 19:24. Jesus fucking christ already.
28. FINALLY she gets the load in her mouth. And her makeup is still perfect! Just like a Southern belle. Her "bye" = so adorable. Mine? Not so much.
BYE!
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Missy
You crack me up TBK!
Yes, she is adorably cute and I'd like to bounce some quarters off her ass, but if she were my lil' slave girl...I'd put a ball gag in her mouth to shut her up.
She sounds like Miley Cyrus on crack! A-nnoying...
Not that you were looking for my review ;)
I'll go back to being subbie now.
xoxo, M
The Beautiful Kind
Oh but I AM looking for your take on this clip! Beast had a very different take on it than I did. I spent an hour watching it. So did he. :)
Wolf
Argh! "Spit on the cock, baby!" Had to stop it right there; always turns me off.
The Beautiful Kind
You can tell Brandon is not really that kind of lover. I wonder what both of their stories are! The friend who sent me this clip said he found out it's 10 years old. I'm SOO curious to see what they're up to these days...
felix
The tattoo on her leg says: 神牛, which literally means..... godly cow, divine cow.
or does it mean "holy cow"?
It usually baffles me when I see non-chinese speakers have strange Chinese characters tattooed on their skin that makes no sense in an attempt at irony (maybe I'm just not high enough up that ladder of irony). In this case, if it were "holy cow" (which would be super awesome, actually), it should be 圣牛, which is more like "saintly" and with a religious connotation.... so I'm guessing it was intended to mean "Bull God". As for why, I can only imagine reasons. :)
Alright that's the extent of my chinese lecture, hahahah :)
She is very pretty!
The Beautiful Kind
Thanks for the lesson! Very interesting. I like both Bull God and Holy Cow. :)
Kev
Before my porn collection was rudely taken away from me by a dead hard drive, I had a few of her videos. Yeah her voice is annoying, but damn... she's hot.
The Beautiful Kind
"rudely taken away from me by a dead hard drive" HA! I think her voice is cute, I like the Southern twang.
Kev
Being from Louisville, I've heard much sexier southern accents. :)
Poor Tom
The moral of the story is ... always make backups!
Beast
I fucking love this clip. I have watched it three times in total and busted my shit accordingly (and I don;t jerk off regularly). The supposed innocent CUNTry girl. She is definitely taken aback by his cock size, but much to her surprise she comes a couple of times. "You're fixin to hit my g-spoooohhhh god!!" I like the twang in her voice. I bet Brandon does more gay porn than straight.
rose
How can a woman cum ONLY twice during sex? I don't understand that. She was truly shocked it happened too. Poor southern bell doesn't know what the fuck she is missing. :(
The Beautiful Kind
Some women don't cum at all, so she's doing alright. And I've been in situations where I've been surprised at my orgasm, like the time I was riding this creepy blue collar dude at a swinger party and we both came at the same time. I didn't even LIKE him, but his cock shape, the position we were in, the situation and the chair all made up for the lack of chemistry. :)
Beast
I don't see you "surprised" by your orgasms too much anymore, but I remember seeing that expression on your face a few times. More often you give me that "what the fuck just happened" look after I am done FUCKING you.
slorgasm
I haven't yet been able to finish this video, but I had sooo much trouble cumming until I met the right guy. Sex would feel awesome but I couldn't cum AT ALL. Even now I MIGHT cum once during sex, I'm lucky to cum 2-3 times. If I'm with the right guy I will cum 3-4-too many times to count but usually I have an extremely hard time. Let's just say I can't cum on the drop of a dime.
Also, this chick and her accent are CUTE.
bojo
So, the S.L. stand for Slo Laborious Orgasm?
hedone
Confession:
TBK, most of the time I just read your commentary and never watch the porn video. You are so hilarious, and usually better than vid.
Kisses,
H
The Beautiful Kind
I'm down with that confession! Thank you kindly. :) I'm going to start billing myself as "Better than porn." HA
Hot Momma
You are indeed better than Porn!
Swedishskier
Ditto for me. Sometimes I watch them, but not usually. This was an especially funny commentary. It stands alone really well. I've read through it twice and laughed out loud both times.
The Beautiful Kind
Well I guess I found my special talent in life! A variation on the site www.luriddigs.com I LOVE MOCKING SEXUALITY!!! and celebrating it, too...
Hedone
OHhhhh...this is rich!
Thanks so much for this. I have tears in my eyes, I tell you tears from laughing so hard. The snarkiness level is high. Love it!
-H
Creideiki
With her eyes alone, she could sell oil to Saudi Arabia. Holy shit.
TheFWord
If you want to see more of her stuff, you can see her list of work here: http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=KJune/gender=f/Katie-June.htm
She was only in the business for a couple of years. I remember seeing a porn documentary on HBO or Showtime or something where she was sort of featured.
slorgasm
How the hell does such a huge horse cock fit into such a cute tiny girl??????
slorgasm
PLUS: Awesome "Oh" face and really nice bouncing titty-bitties.
The Beautiful Kind
It's SUPER AMAZING what all can fit in a vagina or ass! Truly.
lee
Notice how she how her throat reacts / swallows when she first sees his cock!
The Beautiful Kind
I love noticing the tiny details, body language. I missed that one!
lee
just for fun I looked at the "short" clip. WOW. Didn't think that was possible but maybe naturally short with severe ED?
The Beautiful Kind
Micropenis.
http://thebeautifulkind.com/columns/fetish-parade/micropenis-shock-followup
krell
Hey, I missed the first nine minutes of the game watching this clip. She is such a cute girl. I am very sure I will revisit this clip again.
krell
end of the quarter. back to the clip!
The Beautiful Kind
HA!!! Look at you, having your cake and eating it too!
6StringedDevil
TBK - I love your commentary! Kept me laughing. I'm with Beast; The twang in her voice is sexcellent.
The surprised orgasm face is pretty amazing. I got to see it a couple of times not too long ago and it definitely sent me over the edge.
Ahhhh sex, how do I love thee...
Bunny
I haven't had a chance to watch the clip yet, but the commentary had me giggling.
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