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She Loves Two Wild Dicks! Really?
Here's an MFM clip featuring a hot chick sandwiched between two boneheads.
1. I hate her stripper heels.
2. I hate her turquoise mesh shirt.
3. I'm in awe of her perfectly sculpted legs, ass, body, etc.
4. Are they in a hotel lobby?
5. I would fall over so fast wearing those shoes getting bent over like that.
6. I love her fleshy pussy. She's got one of those Pitlers - pussies that look like Hitler.
7. Wow, interesting editing job. They keep catching her saying "ooh I love it, fuck my ass!" and then "ok that hurts." I would NOT want that guy fucking my ass GOD.
8. 3:03 - OMG that's the first time I've ever seen someone do ass to mouth and pull back with disgust saying, "It needs to be cleaned really bad."
9. Normally I like facefucking and all that, but knowing that she's not really into it is creeping me out.
10. How is she supposed to tell you how nasty she is when she has two big dicks in her mouth??
11. Thank goodness she finally took off that mesh top. Fake tits.
12. Once again she says "That's good" and then calls an immediate time out.
13. And again! She keeps apologizing that the assfucking hurts. UGH! Where is Tristan Taormino when you need her?
14. Do you think she should have taken more drugs before the shoot? At least a couple Advil?
15. She says, "play with my clit" and then her eyes shift around. Yeah, I'm not convinced.
16. Oh god at 9:18 she had another bad moment. She hops off his dick and says, "Gross."
17. How much spit do they think she has??
I can't watch this anymore. I feel "gross." OK I skipped to the end when they DP her ears and she laughs and shows off her weird teeth. I feel so bad for her.
I wonder when I'll feel like having sex again.
Monday, February 22, 2010
La Tranquila
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
YATBK: TheFWord
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Beast
Anyone who wants to get into porn should check out this clip. Terrible.
"I wonder when I'll feel like having sex again"....Not me. I KNOW when you will Slut.
Minivan Libertine
I think you and I need to do a porn review podcast. This was hilarious.
And yet so so sad.
The Beautiful Kind
Agreed!
TheFWord
I don't see a link. Was this one not online? NO idea why I even WANT to see it, though...I guess want to see who it is.
RosieWoman
I thought the same thing, but maybe TBK is saving us the horror ;)
A Girl
Is it just me or am I missing the link?
The Beautiful Kind
Uh, yeah, I meant to do that.
:)
Seven hours later, here's the link! http://redtube.com/27340
Updated post as well. Sorry!
TheFWord
Wow...that's Vanessa Lane...she's complaining about anal? That's a new one on me. The illusion has been ruined! :(
TheFWord
Ok wow...
I know porn is fake and all, but that just made me sad to watch. And I didn't even watch it all.
Saraid
Ugh, I'm watching this when I get home, but the commentary kills me already. Especially the cleaning off the cock part - ew.
The Beautiful Kind
The most fascinating part is watching her go from faking it to real in an instant. You might think she's into it if you didn't know any better. Which makes me wonder about all those other porn stars... and why they edited it the way they did!
marj
I think alot of people are into the idea of the girl genuinely not liking it.
isabella
marj, i think you're right
Myshkin
Similar to the podcast idea (unless this is what Libertine meant); porn audio commentary.
TheFWord
Porn Science Theatre 6900?
I'd watch that in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd DO that in a heartbeat. I already do that to TV shows and movies when Lilly and I watch them.
(By the way, if you were a fan of MST3k, some of the folks from that show started http://www.rifftrax.com/ and they're supposed to be pretty good.)
Myshkin
Not specifically what I was thinking, but I love it.
And Rifftrax is amazing.
A Girl
Wow, its like a badly edited porn. Very honest in some parts. *amused* but not spank material.
dayglow
I can't believe you didn't comment on the dude's black mock turtleneck shirt with no pants! Horrendous!
BigBoy
Lame. I was planning on rubbing one out this morning, but not anymore...
And yes, TBK, either a podcast or some sort of audio commentary would be hilarious. You should totally look into that.
isabella
right, all he needs is some leopard print to go with it!
the velvet lilly
I was amazed to see her so uninterested that she's looking around to the director or camera guys as she's moaning .....
ee gods.... but the poor boys seem to still be desperately wanting to fuck her....
and DO NOT WANT!!!!! The shots of them swapping spits.....
:::EYE BLEACH!!:::: Gods... I'm gagging...
I admit it's fascinating to see her take those cocks without gagging....thats' wild and cool to see....
but jesus on a cracker....this is the unsexiest sex I've ever seen....
and I vote a big thumbs up for Porn Science Theatre 6900!!!
Beautiful Kind Theatre 6900?
that would be a giggle fest...and a gasp fest too I'm sure!
as always.... an education... xooxom, L
The Beautiful Kind
TBK Theatre 6900!!!! BRILLIANT!
I was not impressed with much in this porn, but like you, I noticed how she cock gobbled like a champ.
Lance
I just watched the clip and it's pretty awful, not exactly the kind of porn I like. It's comical, though.
D
OMG...they actually tried to fuck her ears. I mean really? People actually DO that? ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh. ;)
isabella
train wreck porn, you don't want to watch but you can't look away