Featuring a huge array of things that vibrate, penetrate, buzz, and entertain. There's something for everyone, and TBK aims to try them all.
This lingerie is called Athena. Why yes I do feel like a goddess when I wear it. I have to say I'm much hotter than the mannequin. Here is proof!
I have to admit, when I interviewed Annie Sprinkle and asked her who her last sex partner was and she answered, "Yesterday I cruised a tree that was really sexy. I went up and fondled and sniffed it. It had this beautiful strong beauty..." it took me by surprise. But wow if you love nature, it makes total sense to take tree hugging to a new level.
I got stoned. This post's theme song is "A Stone" by Okkervil River. Gives me goosebumps! Now that I have over a dozen beautiful glass dildos, I figured it was time to branch out.
This is the first time I've reviewed lingerie! Ta da! This is a sheer chemise set from EdenFantasys. I'm a size 8, so wasn't sure if I should order a Small or Medium. This is the small.
I like to joke that my primary partner is Beast, and my secondary partner is my Hitachi Magic Wand, but being the good poly girl that I am, I always try and branch out. This time I went for the opposite of Hitachi - Hitachi is huge, powerful, plugs into the wall. The vibrator I test drove was tiny, discreet, and runs on watch batteries.
I have a confession - I went straight to Wonder Vibe 2 without trying Wonder Vibe 1. So I have no idea if 2 is an improvement on 1. All I know is I like the looks of 2 better than 1 - I like that 2 is dino shaped and very anal friendly, despite being billed as a G-spot toy.
Have you ever wanted to stick weird things up your vagina? I mean, things like light bulbs, beer bottles, or cacti, but were afraid of ending up in the emergency room? Then the Taffy Tickler is the sex toy for you - the perfect combination of freaky and safe. I have to admit - when I first saw the Taffy Tickler, a mixed media glass dildo, I was skeptical. It looked very gimmicky to me.
This sex toy confounded me. Not in how to use it, but what to call it! The manufacturer was no help. It’s listed on Eden Fantasys as “Glass Wand,” which does NOT do it justice. The box calls it “Hygienically Glass Massager.” Pffft! Is it gold? Peach? Amber?
Confession: I have never experimented with cock rings before this month.
I said to him, "Would you please get what's in the red velvet pouch in the fridge and bring it out here? I want you to fuck me with it on the slip-n-slut."
Confession: The name of this intimate massager makes me cringe. But IT sure didn't make me cringe!
My friend Scorpio had a surprise for me. I met him at Atomic Cowboy for a date, and found him sitting at the bar. He ordered me a glass of wine, then handed me a gift. "Go to the bathroom and put these on," he told me with a twinkle in his eye.
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