Reviews: Sex Toys

Featuring a huge array of things that vibrate, penetrate, buzz, and entertain. There's something for everyone, and TBK aims to try them all.

NURU GEL

WARNING: WEBSITE VERY SLIPPERY TODAY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. I DON'T THINK I CAN WRITE THIS REVIEW WITHOUT USING ALL CAPS. (deep breath) OK, I'll try. Here goes... OMG! Remember this post? Beast's Big Lube Fantasy. He said: "This is absolutely going to happen." It finally did. Back then, we had no idea what this...

Written on July 20, 2010 | 33 Comments

SinFive Insigno

You'd think I'd get the hang of sex toys by now, but no. Every time I get a new one in, I sit around fumbling with it like a chimp trying to figure out how to get bananas out of a combination safe. Enter the SinFive Insigno. Looks like a standard, high quality, classy vibrator, no? (Why only five sins? Which two got excluded from...

Written on July 13, 2010 | 4 Comments

Lovemoiselle Elodie

Remember this pic of my nature sex toys sittin' in a tree? Last time I reviewed the hardwood dildo; this week, I'm featuring my first ever ceramic toy, the Lovemoiselle Elodie. What a beauty! Here are some more great shots of it out in the woods: When I first got the gorgeous ceramic work of art, it was nestled securely in a...

Written on July 8, 2010 | 2 Comments

From Sweden With Love

As always, I'm on a quest for the perfect lube. I stumbled upon this wonderful website called Holistic Wisdom, and was taken by this Swede lubricant. I love Sweden. I love lube. This I had to try. But before I go on my "Ode to (slippery) Sweden" kick, let me tell you about Holistic Wisdom. It's a gem of an online sex toy...

Written on June 29, 2010 | 5 Comments

Double Ended Hardwood Dildo

Remember how much I gushed about my first wood dildo? You know, the one I named Tapio? Well, I got another wood dildo sex toy in, and it occurred to me that I had to make this review bigger and better. Oy! What better way to do that than to take the toys out to the country for an authentic back-to-nature experience? Tapio is dark wood with...

Written on June 22, 2010 | 10 Comments

Papaya Toys

"A package from Hong Kong, ey?" my lean n' tan mail carrier remarked with curiosity as I signed the delivery slip. "It's pretty special," I admitted, keeping a straight face. I wanted to exclaim, "The contents of this box traveled halfway around the world just so they could go in my VAGINA!" Talk about a...

Written on June 15, 2010 | 15 Comments

Red Magma Glass Anal Plug

"Dude, this is too pretty to shove up my ass!" I've ALWAYS wanted a jeweled butt plug, so I was thrilled when Virtually Adult invited me to try out their superfine, handcrafted, made-in-the-U.S.A. butt bling. And it was made of glass, EVEN BETTER. (Don't worry, the plug on their home page is NOT life size. The pic to the...

Written on June 8, 2010 | 18 Comments

Sextreme Electro-Vibe

Man o man, if you thought last week's sex toy review was Fear Factor worthy, wait til you get a load of this one. I asked the toy review manager to send me something fun and different, not knowing she's a total sadist. I pulled this freakshow out of the box and gulped. Sextreme Electro-Vibe. A vibrator that electrocutes you...

Written on May 31, 2010 | 29 Comments

Fantasy Fire Vibe

The other day I was on Twitter and saw a tweet from Carrie Ann, sex toy manager at EdenFantasys, that said: "Someone who says they hate texture requested this toy for review. Huh?" Curious, I clicked on the link and was shocked to see this gnarly black vibrator. It reminded me of an evil, hardcore version of the Taffy Tickler. I...

Written on May 25, 2010 | 9 Comments

Treeze Tear Drop Plug, Pt 2

Yesterday I described a surprise fun encounter I had with my new wood butt plug, the Treeze tear drop plug. Well, here is the setup I originally had in mind when I ordered it. You know how I recently fell in love with Tapio, my awesome wood dildo? I really wanted to experience the sensation of wood in all three of my holes at once. And...

Written on April 6, 2010 | 10 Comments