My friend Scorpio had a surprise for me.
I met him at Atomic Cowboy for a date, and found him sitting at the bar. He ordered me a glass of wine, then handed me a gift.
"Go to the bathroom and put these on," he told me with a twinkle in his eye.
It caught me off guard, but I knew he was frisky and fun, and he knew I was frisky and fun, so I went to the bathroom to check out what was in the bag.
Wow, it was remote control vibrating panties! I've always wanted to try something like this! Especially ever since reader ppb (stands for pink panty boi, btw) suggested it!
I happily removed my delicate pink and black polka dot panties and shimmied into the futuristic pair. They are pearly pink, have a thong back (not my preference) and there's a pocket low in the front for a vibrator that rests right on the clit.
I emerged shyly from the bathroom and joined him on one of the couches. He was so excited! With his hand casually in his pocket, he asked me a question about my day, I started to answer it, and - ZAP - he pushed the button and my pussy got a jolt! We both cracked up.
Keeping my train of thought was useless with that thing going off whenever he saw fit. When I really wanted to tell him something, I admonished, "Now don't zap me right now - I'm trying to make a point!"
I joked with him, "I've only had one glass of wine and I'm already buzzed!"
It was such great fun! More startling than anything. I wonder if I could cum while under the influence of vibe panties - I'll bet I could if I put my mind to it. My clit got a little numb after a while - it's strong, which is good for me! And not very loud - you could totally get away with using it anywhere that music is playing. It could be mistaken for a cell phone on vibrate. The LED indicated remote control works within 20 feet of the lucky lady.
I can't wait to wear these out more - great for going to hear a band play, a movie, a bar... You can get your own vibrating panties at Pure Pleasure Adult Megacenter. They have locations in St. Louis City, Crystal City, Fairview Heights and St. Charles.
OH and the same company makes this cute bunny-on-a-stick - the Climax Rabbit. He used this on me after we got back to his swank pad - I really liked it!
It has 10 different speeds - 10! And it lights up! I LOVE light up toys! And there's a ball in the bunny's head that spins like a disco! MY PUSSY PARTIED THAT NIGHT!!! If you go shopping for the panties, you should definitely pick up this rabbit as well - very affordable for the quality!
When I got home, my bunny toys all had a playdate:
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sorrybeautiful
I've always wanted to try those--but was unsure about sizing. And I'm nearly certain that I can't get off in uncomfortable underwear.
Atomic Cowboy is always a fun place with or without vibe-panties.
sex toy play date! cute!
The Beautiful Kind
Yes, I'm a hippy size 8 and they were snug on me. Added that detail to the Naked Truth box at top, thanks!
Cheebras
I've always heard about something like this. It doesn't seem like it would feel all that great though.
The Beautiful Kind
Like I said, I didn't get off. It was more like a fun game, one I was happy to play. And at the risk of sounding sexist, straight men LOVE pussy, and men love remote controls, so having remote control over a pussy will likely prove irresistible to most men.
JustSomeDude
HA!
Pussy and remote controls! (digs out credit card)
eowyn
How is it instead of flowers and dinner, your dates buy you sex toys? I need to let my next date in on that idea. Sounds like fun to me!
The Beautiful Kind
Not only did Scorpio gift me with these sex toys, but he also gave me a waterproof pocket rocket, chocolate covered strawberries, AND a card case for my TBK calling cards! Made me feel like a goddess! Valentine's Day not necessary. :)
eowyn
Does scorpio make trips up north? ;)
Beast
These have potential for sure. Thanks Scorpio!!
Beth
Glad you did a review on vibe panties. I've always been curious about them but after being disappointed in the butterfly vibe, thought they might end up with similar results. Maybe I'll have to give them a try if I can find them in plus sized :D
Scorpio
It's often said that women control most of the money and all of the pussy. Well, this little item represents one man's efforts to level the playing field for all men!! I think every guy should go out and buy his lady a pair of these...then we'll see who really controls the pussy!!
Eowyn--Have Toys--Will Travel
Beast--Enjoy yourself. TBK is a great playmate!! Thanks for sharing this lovely and sensuous doll!!
eowyn
Yay! My pussy is vibrating in anticipation!
Aphrodite
Wowwww. I live in the most ridiculously boring neighborhood on the planet. Any vacancies out that way???
I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through you pervs. :) Love it! One hears about these things occasionally here in my religious conservative neighborhood, but never, ever has it crossed from lore into reality.
I live in a cocoon. LOL. So thanks for sharing, I get a kick out of it.
Aphrodite.
The Beautiful Kind
That's why we share our adventures - give y'all some inspiration. And then your feedback gives me more ideas!
JustSomeDude
It’s often said that women control most of the money and all of the pussy. Well, this little item represents one man’s efforts to level the playing field for all men!!
Well played, sir!
Scorpio
Eowyn, I'll even bring the batteries!!
eowyn
You come with batteries? Wow. Now I'm starting to fee like I should provide something. You'll spoil me.
Scorpio
It's all part of my master plan--conquering the world--one pussy @ a time!!
eowyn
wow, that may take a while. I like a guy with long term goals. ;)
Scorpio
Guess who's next on my list?
eowyn
Haha. I would have no idea (said innocently and sweetly). Planning on traveling soon?
Scorpio
I have my compass set to "North"! Since you haven't told me how to contact you, I guess I'll have to put my ear to the ground and listen for the vibrating pussy!
eowyn
Try this: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/eowyn6666/
The Beautiful Kind
BOLD MOVE, eowyn!!!
Scorpio
I'll let you know when I'm headed your way and will make sure I'm loaded with plenty of toys and batteries. I'll be the guy wearing the red suit and smelling like reindeer poop!!
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