By Kendra Holliday | March 3, 2014
We had the BEST idea!
We’ve played with it a few times in the past, just the two of us, adding a third (SO HOT!), in the shower, and on a waterproof twin mattress. This time we thought it would be fun to try in a jacuzzi spa tub – take a hot bath, shave our crotches, drain the tub, then get messy with Nuru and then have an easy cleanup!
We decided to rent a jacuzzi suite and turn it into a super romantic getaway. We opted for The Cheshire, despite the mixed reviews online. I hoped the people complaining were just being fussy babies. The place had such great ambiance and character, and seemed a better idea than renting some cookie cutter suite near the airport.
The hotel has a literary theme – all the rooms are named after authors or famous works of literature. As a total book slut, this was right up my alley! We opted for the “Death on the Nile” room.
Here’s the pièce de résistance :
The hotel is sooo cool. I love theme experiences! It’s supposed to be like England, so the parking garage is all laid out so you have to drive on the left, and the hallways are full of old English furniture and there’s an English pub down in the lobby called Fox and Hounds, right next to a cozy fireplace. There’s even a secret cigar bar near the quaint market.
More shots of the room:
Unfortunately, it didn’t take long for us to realize the reviews were accurate, both good and bad. The place has SUCH potential, but they kind of don’t give a fuck about it. Our room was pretty nasty. The floor had greasy footprints and hair all over it, the credenza was marked with glass rings and smudges, there was an (un)lucky penny on the floor, and a peanut on the chair. WTF? Worst of all was the sewer smell coming from the toilet, like someone had just taken a dump. Talk about a TURN OFF. Closing the door to the toilet/shower closet helped.
We called the front desk and they said they’d send someone up right away. After an hour of waiting, we finally told them to forget it, but then a guy showed up with a swiffer and dismissively explained that the staff changes the sheets and cleans the bathroom, but doesn’t worry about floors and things like that.
They gave us a discount. So odd to have such a fancy, nice looking room, but all dirty!
But enough talk about dirty stuff. Let’s get cleaned up here! Behold the SliqGel Nuru Massage Gel!
Here I am, looking like a mermaid!
This pic was obviously taken before my crotch was shaved. I usually trim down there, but it’s fun to shave it all off a couple times a year for a change of scenery. Plus it’s even more fun with the SliqGel!
We turned up the heat and both got in the tub and relaxed, then got out the razors and engaged in some ritual shaving genital worship. Then, we drained the tub and got out the bowl and mixed the SliqGel with some warm water. Pouring it over each other, we slipped and slid against each other until we both achieved an intensified orgasm – ahhhh! It was so intense we passed out early that night!
I have to say, I prefer the mattress method best for the optimal body-to-body massage (you can view hot porn clips of this for inspiration!). It’s worth the extra effort prepping the stage. You can buy Nuru SliqGel HERE. Make sure you follow the instructions!
Only next time, screw England – we’ll stick to the waterproof mattress at home sweet home!