Tenga Egg!

By Kendra Holliday | November 5, 2013

I love giving these Tenga Eggs out to my guy friends as party favors! One of them was nice enough to review it for me (male sex toys give me penis envy! I know, I know women have so many more toy options, nyah nyah!) AND he took action shots!

Tenga Egg!

Tenga Egg!

Kendra gave me a Tenga egg, and asked me to let her know what I thought of it.  I’d heard of them, but had never really seen one. You can buy them online at Walgreens and Amazon, and of course the main Tenga website and various sex toy vendors.

The packaging was the size of your typical plastic candy filled egg, and was heavier than a chocolate egg. Each of the different styles has a different color wrapper. It may be my older eyes, but the green print on the directions to the “clicker” egg was hard to read.

Luckily, it is rather self explanatory once you open it up.  The center of the egg contains the lubricant pack, which is just the right amount to get (and keep) things sliding along nicely.

It took a few tries to get the egg to go over the tip of my cock and stay there, but that may have been partly due to never using one before, and not being fully erect when trying it – evidently my penis was feeling shy about having its picture taken.

Once the egg was in place, I could feel the coolness of the lube, which warmed up quickly, and the small “nubs” on the inside of the egg (the “clicker” has small nubs on the inside – the other eggs have different textures in them – all of which sound interesting).

Opening the Tenga Egg

Opening the Tenga Egg

Tenga Egg comes with lube!

Tenga Egg comes with lube!

Add lube and enjoy!

Add lube and enjoy!

I quickly became fully hard. The sensation was different than masturbation – it was much closer to what sex feels like with a cheap condom. The egg easily stretched over the entire length of my shaft (about 6.5″, 1″ in width), and there was still a good amount of material left. They aren’t kidding when they say it will accommodate very large penises – I felt like I was using maybe the top half of it – which is the skinnier half, so I’m betting that stretched out fully it would cover well over 12″ of shaft.

It was very easy to vary pressure while using the egg. I could stroke and twist it, I could hold it still in my hand and thrust into it and it never felt like it was going to break, tear or slide off.

Let's warm up that Tenga Egg!

Let’s warm up that Tenga Egg!

Stretchy! and squishy, and nice, mmm!

Stretchy! and squishy, and nice, mmm!

The packaging states that it is designed to be a one time use toy, but it seemed like it would be easy to turn it inside out and clean it. It felt very durable, and I am sure if properly cleaned, could be used several times before it started showing signs of wear.

In fact, several reviews I have since read have stated that it can be used upwards of 12 times before it needs to be thrown out. I kinda wish I had done that – it was a very nice change from just using my hand to masturbate. But hey, easy cleanup!

The size makes it great for using while traveling – I took it with me on a work trip and it took up almost no space in my luggage – hell, you could stick it in a shoe that you’ve packed and it probably wouldn’t even raise an eye going through the security line (you’re on your own with that one – that is only my opinion).

Comments

ST 2013-11-05 14:05:47

I gave one of these as a gift once! They would make great stocking stuffers. When I purchased it they recommended that after use you wash it off with warm water and a gentle soap and then rub cornstarch on it. He got several uses out of it.

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Danny Guenette 2013-11-06 07:07:33

Thank you very much for the review. Your cock looks like ready to cum after using egg.

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polyguy 2013-11-06 21:17:30

I came pretty hard.

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