The #1 Way to Please Your Man: How to Give an Extraordinary Blowjob

I blow, therefore I am Goddess.

Oral sex is the #1 way to send your man into ecstasy. It feels incredible and few men can resist the opportunity for their cock to be worshipped and loved. Best of all, his deep gratitude is bound to pay off considerably later on when he eagerly returns the favor. Here is a breakdown on how to give a great blowjob, TBK style.

Great conversation topic

Before you put your mouth to good use, ask him what he likes so you know what to lay on thick and what to avoid. Does he like his balls licked? Teeth? Lots of suction? Strong head stimulation? Slow or fast? You can have this conversation over dinner or while sitting on the couch watching TV, but be prepared to stop what you are doing so you can practice. OR employ tech foreplay and do it over IM or text during the day so you can prime his pump for when you see each other that evening.

Tease him

Take the tease trail. For example, start by kissing your most fortunate test subject, then slowly head south, kissing and licking his nipples, chest, belly, thighs, balls, shaft, then finally make your way to his cock head.

Once you’re there, open your damn mouth. I keep hearing from both men and women about these women with small mouths who can’t get the job done. Despite what you might think, my mouth isn’t that big, and I can stuff something substantial in it. Though I can’t fit a soda can in it like I saw one woman do. That’s impressive. If you have TMJ/jaw issues, do the best you can and supplement with edible lube/hands.

Like it, love it

I also hear about women who get tired and can’t finish. I think that’s because they’re not doing it right, and they really do consider it a job, not a pleasure. You need to adopt the mindset that you want to devour the cock, absorb the cock, worship the cock. Focus on it, don’t think about what you need to get done tomorrow. Get wet just from sucking it, hearing his moans, feeling his hand in your hair, knowing that you are giving him intense pleasure and attention.

Get a grip on the situation

A gentle touch won’t do much for most guys. Don’t be wimpy about it; his cock is used to being manhandled. You can get pretty rough with it. Make sure your strokes are long enough – catch the base of his head as you work your fist up and down, while focusing your mouth on the head, licking, sucking, fucking it with your mouth. Use the other hand to play with his nipples, ass, or yourself.

Do party tricks

Ball licking, pleading eye contact, rimming, deepthroating, these are all good techniques to employ, but the most important thing to keep in mind if your goal is to make him explode is to maintain a consistent, steady rhythm. Of course you should mix it up and delight all his carnal senses until you’re ready for the home stretch.

No ick factor here

Go ahead and make those animalistic noises – gagging, moaning, slurping. And let the drool flow, it makes good lube. A lot of men get turned on by smeared lipstick and eye makeup. Save your prim and proper manners for a fancy restaurant – when dining on tubesteak, it’s perfectly acceptable to get sloppy.

Jack (the) pot!

Ooh you made him cum! Now don’t be cum shy, it’s part of the fun to play with it, dribble it out of your mouth, let him have a taste. (One time I had a guy tell me, “Cum is for the ladies.” He talked himself out of a blowjob.) When he cums, give him a break, stop the stimulating, but don’t retreat – stay with him, savor the afterglow. When you do back off, do it slowly and gently. Oh and swallowing is up to you. As for me, I only swallow the ones I love.

Yeah baby, you’re a goddess. Repeat as necessary. It’s pretty safe to say that you can’t give too many blowjobs, and they never get old.