By Kendra Holliday | June 23, 2018
As you probably know, I’m not a size queen. I’m a fan of average size penises. Bigger dicks can limit options!
So when a company a while back asked me if I would try out a penis extender device, I passed. It was too Frankenweenie for me.
But recently, I learned of another product that can be used with big dicks – The Bumper! The Bumper is good for those who are plumper – down there.
Here is some info from the website:
When it comes to sex and relationships we know you’ve probably heard and seen it all. That’s why we would like to throw something new your way- the Bumper from Perfect Fit.
The Bumper is the first-ever adult product that cushions deep thrusts during intercourse, providing an opportunity for more passionate sex without restraint to put it simply…. more cushin for the pushin’.
Comprised of ultra-soft material and made of a two-part system: The Bumper™ Thrust Buffer™ and the Donut Buffer. Either one can be used independently or together to create a thick and protective cushion for when the thrusts get deep-absorbing some of the bumping and providing the sensation of maximum depth for the penis.
I’ll be honest – I was VERY skeptical. It looked unwieldy and impractical, not very sexy. Here’s what it looks like out of the box:
But I was intrigued, so I decided to give it a test drive.
I had to recruit the right man for the job – my partner Matthew would not be a good fit, as he has an average size dick. He affectionately calls it his “snub nosed pistol.” Ha!
So I asked my good ol’ friend Homer if he would do me a BIG favor and try it out with me, and anyone else he was intimate with. He was a good sport and agreed, what a guy!
First, he tried it out with his wife. He used the donut piece with her. Her verdict? She crowed, “We both loved it! He barely noticed it and I loved not choking on his cock through my vagina.”
Now I was REALLY intrigued. We set a date for him to come over and try it with me. We used the other piece. (The manufacturer did say that if the pieces are cleaned, they can be used with different partners.)
They are comprised of soft, squishy material, with a smooth texture. We fooled around, and then he suited up – put on a condom and strapped The Bumper around his balls and the shaft of his big pink missile.
Then we bumped pretties! (Our genitals are not ugly.) And I was impressed! It worked great for both of us. He was able to fuck me fast and hard without me wincing! The experience was exhilarating, and lots of fun.
He reports: “It was a great fit and was very comfortable. It wasn’t too tight and didn’t slide off. We were able to get into positions my partners don’t normally like because the penetration is too deep and is uncomfortable for them. They really enjoyed it. It’s surprisingly soft. I barely even notices it was there. I could thrust pretty hard and it was still comfortable for everyone!”
I’m sold on it, and recommend it to anyone who wants to enhance and expand their sexual repertoire. It’s as useful to have on hand, akin to sex pillows and swings and other assistive apparatus. It’s worth the investment.
Yay, let’s play! Less pain, more pleasure and positions!