By Kendra Holliday | January 1, 2014 at 10:10 am
I thought this would be a good topic to follow the vaginal penetration post.
A few years ago, the Riverfront Times published an article titled Top Ten Things That Have Been in The Beautiful Kind’s Vagina: NSFW. I was SO honored. I’m pretty sure no other woman has that distinction. The article is by now out of date, so I’m going to offer my own, more accurate version. GOD my vagina has been good to me! Holy shit I’ve had a lot of people and things in my vagina! (For context, click here to see what my pussy looks like – the glorious gateway to my vagina!)
10. Tapio, my wooden dildo. One of my favorite sex toys. My lovely super smooth dildo glows like a tiger’s eye and smells like cedar. Very warm and inviting. He is the most living inanimate object I’ve ever fucked.
9. An abortionist. I seriously can’t imagine what life would be like right now if I hadn’t gotten an abortion in 2007. It was a sucky situation and a difficult decision to make, but I am infinitely grateful I had the legal option to exercise my right to choose.
8. Big black cock. I’m sorry, but even if the cock isn’t technically “big” (and lord knows I’m not a size queen!), it still sounds better to say it that way. I’ve had the pleasure of fucking several handsome black men. Here is one of them.
7. Hitachi Magic Wand Attachment. OMG I LOVE THIS THING! I use the Hitachi Magic Wand every day, but every once in a while, I add the attachment. It fits over the head and inserts perfectly snug. I lube it up and it’s like a benevolent alien tentacle bathing me in white light, inside and out. It’s gripping and intense and when I cum, it hurts so good! My vagina grabs on tight and doesn’t want to let go. I yelp when I pull it out after my rockin’ session, phew!
6. Yoni egg. These eggs will ground and center you. They will also surprise you. I had an amazing kundalini experience wearing one while being fucked… turned my world upside down, was so intense and unexpected, it was scary! But totally worth it. All these moments make me feel so in touch with myself and ALIVE.
5. Rockabilly Girl’s fist. It was a very loving, fulfilling act. Rocked my world.
4. A gang bang featuring eight amazing men and their amazing cocks, fingers, tongues!
3. My uterus – My uterus is an awesome bag of magic. It held my daughter as she was being formed, like a divine purse. It also held other life forms that didn’t make it. And when I decided I no longer needed it, I opted for a hysterectomy. The good doctor made three small incisions in my belly, cut the uterus free, and yanked it out of my vagina. You can see a pic of my shiny, pink uterus in this post.
2. My partner Matthew. There are many incredible cocks in the world, but his is my favorite, because it’s attached to a loyal, strong, confident King of a man who loves me unconditionally and understands that I am an extraordinary woman and I WANT IT ALL.
1. My daughter – That’s right – my daughter has been in my vagina. In fact, she’s the only person who has come OUT of my vagina as opposed to IN my vagina. I’m so glad I was able to have a vaginal birth – many women don’t get the chance. Sometimes when we are sitting around and I’m doing her hair, she’ll blurt out, “I can’t believe I’m your vagina monster. I came out of your vagina 13 years ago, and now I’m bigger than you!” I laugh – it’s so true. And so unbelievable! We’re such great friends. I created an incredible person.
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