By Kendra Holliday | December 13, 2012 at 6:40 am
Proof that people will complain about ANYTHING: Some criticize Dr. Carin Bondar for being too attractive.
You be the judge: is this woman too beautiful to be a biologist? Is there a rule that you have to choose between being a model or a scientist? Well, EXCUUUSE her for blurring the line, people.
Speaking of blurring the line, I have news for you: Humans are animals.
They are not mannequins.
They are not robots.
They are not sculptures.
They are animals.
That’s why we have body fluids, hair, feelings, and anything else that might be considered a “flaw” in uptight society.
And that is why we should be interested in biology and the sex lives of animals, because despite the fact that pigs have corkscrew shaped penises and dolphins are horny bastards, we have more in common with other species than you might think (reminder: horny bastard). You can even relate human behavior to the sex lives of insects!
Which brings us to Carin’s latest project: an online EarthTouch series called Wild Sex. It’s all about the sex lives of animals. And it actually shows some animals DOING IT. Which is considered PORN when it’s human animals filmed in the same context, but EDUCATIONAL when other animals are filmed doing it. Go figure.
Here’s a not-so-wholesome example of the series (any of you into Domme women and sub boys will especially like this one!):
Did you not appreciate the Dances With Wolves sequence? Is that what Elvis had in mind when he sang Stuck on You?
The most important thing I learned from watching all of her published episodes (more are on their way!) is that the tapir has a prehensile penis THE SIZE OF HIS LEG. You can watch Carin’s frisky penis size episode here. But for right now, let’s have a penis sneak preview. The tapir SCRATCHES HIS SHOULDER WITH HIS PENIS.
Is there a tapir furry costume? Because there should be.
I thought for sure the animal with the largest penis relative to his body would be the blue whale, but I was very wrong. You can find out the correct answer by watching the episode here. Oh, and by the way – the reason why she comes off as such a size queen is because she was mocking all the men who brag about their penis size. Anyone out there with SPH? Queue up, boys – Dr. Bondar has a lesson for you.
I just bought Carin’s book, The Nature of Human Nature. Can’t wait to find out why you are all so damn weird!
But hey – I LOVE YOU FOR IT.